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  1. Amelia September Hart
    17th Jun 2009 14:11
    15 years, 4 months & 30 days ago
  2. THIS IS THE STUFFEHZ I WANT. ;O
    16th Jun 2009 05:31
    15 years, 5 months & 1 day ago
  3. Gourmet Food Weep Needs;
    15th Jun 2009 09:14
    15 years, 5 months & 2 days ago
  4. Ami-chan;
    5th Jun 2009 16:59
    15 years, 5 months & 11 days ago
  5. Maddeh -
    5th Jun 2009 16:58
    15 years, 5 months & 11 days ago
  6. Snipes -
    5th Jun 2009 12:26
    15 years, 5 months & 11 days ago
  7. Bumpkin Mission - 16/30
    21st May 2009 08:43
    15 years, 5 months & 27 days ago
  8. Female Comebacks
    18th May 2009 20:17
    15 years, 5 months & 29 days ago
  9. Staffeh ~
    25th Apr 2009 05:35
    15 years, 6 months & 23 days ago
  10. .
    10th Apr 2009 05:49
    15 years, 7 months & 7 days ago
Snipes -
15 years, 5 months & 11 days ago
5th Jun 2009 12:26

June 3rd; -
6 One Dukka Coins - 50 MP each

Bumpkin Mission - 16/30
15 years, 5 months & 27 days ago
21st May 2009 08:43

MISSION ONE [May 21nd]: Juneberry - 78 MP
MISSION TWO [May 22rd]: Paffuto Ice Sculpture - 10 MP
MISSION THREE [May 23rd]: Purple Heart Lolly - 400 MP
MISSION FOUR [May 25th]: Candy Lime - 11,995 MP
MISSION FIVE [May 29th]: Mint Chocolate Walee - 250 MP
MISSION SIX [May 30th]: Equuleus - 5,754 MP and Chicken Thigh - 100 MP
MISSION SEVEN [May 31st]: Monoceros - 2,005 MP and Doyle Ice Sculpture - 20MP
MISSION EIGHT [June 2nd]: Canis Minor - 1,999 MP and Eye Pie - 22 MP
MISSION NINE [June 3rd]: Horologium - 7,667 MP and Mint Chocolate Quell - 676 MP
MISSION TEN [June 4th]: Jar of Banana - 14,300 MP and Horologium - 7,994 MP
MISSION ELEVEN [June 5th]: Chamaleon - 9,698 MP and Hercules - 209,999 MP
MISSION TWELVE [June 9th]: Delphinus - 13,799 MP and Puppis - 198 MP
MISSION THIRTEEN [June 11th]: Monoceros - 3,500 MP and Libra - 2,947 MP
MISSION FOURTEEN [June 12th]: Horologium - 2,458 MP and Sigtta - 34,000 MP
MISSION FIFTEEN [June 14th]: Eridanus - 6,844 MP and Chamaleon - 797 MP.
MISSION SIXTEEN [June 15th]: Skeleton Potato - 274 MP and Mint Chocolate Feliz - 3,572 MP and Giant Lime - 3,150 MP.

Female Comebacks
15 years, 5 months & 29 days ago
18th May 2009 20:17

Female comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you do it.If you don't resend this then your love life will be (((doomed))) for eternity.

CHICKS REPOST THIS AS Female Comebacks...

DUDES REPOST THIS AS Don't let this happen

Staffeh ~
15 years, 6 months & 23 days ago
25th Apr 2009 05:35

I use multiple computers because I have a laptop, and I use my dad`s computer too; minimally my mom's and grandparents. Please don`t ban/freeze me. Thanks. happy.gif Also, my friends and family play on here with my computer(s), so don`t ban me or them because of it. Thanks again. ^^

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15 years, 7 months & 7 days ago
10th Apr 2009 05:49

Never go to bed angry... stay up and plot your revenge.
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When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say you want oranges.
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If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why try?
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I believe in free will - I have no choice.
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If I throw a stick will you go away?
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If a tree falls in a forest on a mime and no one is around, does he scream?
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I'm just a chocolate bar... sweet but half nuts!
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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Do not follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
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Being stupid isn't a bad thing, you're just overdoing it.
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If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of... OMG!
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People who live in glass houses should dress in the basement.
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You have the Midas touch - everything you touch turns to a muffler.
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What was the greatest thing BEFORE sliced bread?
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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
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What's another word for thesaurus?
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A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
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What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
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They told me I was gullible. And I believed them.
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A beggar asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, First let me see the sandwich.
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Experience is the one thing you have left when everything else is gone.
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I had amnesia once. Or twice.
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I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.
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Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
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What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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How can there be self-help groups?
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
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Is it possible to be totally partial?
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If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
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Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
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Show me a man with both feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
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Is it my imagination or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
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Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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How does Teflon stick to the pan?
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How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
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I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
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I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke.
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I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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If you lend someone 20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
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If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
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It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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No one is listening until you make a mistake.
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Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
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Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
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The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
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The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
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There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
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There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
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We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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What's the speed of dark?
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Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
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You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
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My goal in life is to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
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To err is human; to moo, bovine.
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I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.
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Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you're interrupting.
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I laugh it off because they're stereotypical and absentminded children. c: ~PassionTwinkle
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1. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard
2. It's not stupid, it's advanced (Purple Tallest - Invader Zim Ep1)
3. Why do most Looney Tunes have speech impediments? ~Changeling
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I was just scared, so I reposted. xD
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

  1. Amelia September Hart
    17th Jun 2009 14:11
    15 years, 4 months & 30 days ago
  2. THIS IS THE STUFFEHZ I WANT. ;O
    16th Jun 2009 05:31
    15 years, 5 months & 1 day ago
  3. Gourmet Food Weep Needs;
    15th Jun 2009 09:14
    15 years, 5 months & 2 days ago
  4. Ami-chan;
    5th Jun 2009 16:59
    15 years, 5 months & 11 days ago
  5. Maddeh -
    5th Jun 2009 16:58
    15 years, 5 months & 11 days ago
  6. Snipes -
    5th Jun 2009 12:26
    15 years, 5 months & 11 days ago
  7. Bumpkin Mission - 16/30
    21st May 2009 08:43
    15 years, 5 months & 27 days ago
  8. Female Comebacks
    18th May 2009 20:17
    15 years, 5 months & 29 days ago
  9. Staffeh ~
    25th Apr 2009 05:35
    15 years, 6 months & 23 days ago
  10. .
    10th Apr 2009 05:49
    15 years, 7 months & 7 days ago