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  1. Amelia September Hart
    17th Jun 2009 14:11
    15 years, 4 months & 30 days ago
  2. THIS IS THE STUFFEHZ I WANT. ;O
    16th Jun 2009 05:31
    15 years, 5 months & 1 day ago
  3. Gourmet Food Weep Needs;
    15th Jun 2009 09:14
    15 years, 5 months & 2 days ago
  4. Ami-chan;
    5th Jun 2009 16:59
    15 years, 5 months & 11 days ago
  5. Maddeh -
    5th Jun 2009 16:58
    15 years, 5 months & 11 days ago
  6. Snipes -
    5th Jun 2009 12:26
    15 years, 5 months & 11 days ago
  7. Bumpkin Mission - 16/30
    21st May 2009 08:43
    15 years, 5 months & 27 days ago
  8. Female Comebacks
    18th May 2009 20:17
    15 years, 5 months & 29 days ago
  9. Staffeh ~
    25th Apr 2009 05:35
    15 years, 6 months & 23 days ago
  10. .
    10th Apr 2009 05:49
    15 years, 7 months & 7 days ago
Female Comebacks
15 years, 5 months & 29 days ago
18th May 2009 20:17

Female comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you do it.If you don't resend this then your love life will be (((doomed))) for eternity.

CHICKS REPOST THIS AS Female Comebacks...

DUDES REPOST THIS AS Don't let this happen

  1. Amelia September Hart
    17th Jun 2009 14:11
    15 years, 4 months & 30 days ago
  2. THIS IS THE STUFFEHZ I WANT. ;O
    16th Jun 2009 05:31
    15 years, 5 months & 1 day ago
  3. Gourmet Food Weep Needs;
    15th Jun 2009 09:14
    15 years, 5 months & 2 days ago
  4. Ami-chan;
    5th Jun 2009 16:59
    15 years, 5 months & 11 days ago
  5. Maddeh -
    5th Jun 2009 16:58
    15 years, 5 months & 11 days ago
  6. Snipes -
    5th Jun 2009 12:26
    15 years, 5 months & 11 days ago
  7. Bumpkin Mission - 16/30
    21st May 2009 08:43
    15 years, 5 months & 27 days ago
  8. Female Comebacks
    18th May 2009 20:17
    15 years, 5 months & 29 days ago
  9. Staffeh ~
    25th Apr 2009 05:35
    15 years, 6 months & 23 days ago
  10. .
    10th Apr 2009 05:49
    15 years, 7 months & 7 days ago