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  1. Female Comebacks
    8th Aug 2009 16:29
    15 years, 3 months & 16 days ago
  2. professor Snape and Trelawney DATING!!!!!!!!!!!!
    23rd Jul 2009 06:19
    15 years, 4 months & 3 days ago
Female Comebacks
15 years, 3 months & 16 days ago
8th Aug 2009 16:29

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

professor Snape and Trelawney DATING!!!!!!!!!!!!
15 years, 4 months & 3 days ago
23rd Jul 2009 06:19

on youtube i wachted i vid about snape and trelawney some break up thingy please wacth this vid B4 you comment on this even if you know who im talking about. the vid is called Alone This Holiday Snape and Trelawney Merry Christmas

  1. Female Comebacks
    8th Aug 2009 16:29
    15 years, 3 months & 16 days ago
  2. professor Snape and Trelawney DATING!!!!!!!!!!!!
    23rd Jul 2009 06:19
    15 years, 4 months & 3 days ago