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love3478877
  1. Female Comebacks
    8th Aug 2009 16:29
    15 years, 3 months & 16 days ago
  2. professor Snape and Trelawney DATING!!!!!!!!!!!!
    23rd Jul 2009 06:19
    15 years, 4 months & 3 days ago
Female Comebacks
15 years, 3 months & 16 days ago
8th Aug 2009 16:29

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

terrain204
OMG thats is awesome i will be so saying some of those!!
114 years, 7 months & 25 days ago 1st Apr 2010 16:27
 
Love it!
115 years, 2 months & 23 days ago 1st Sep 2009 14:58
 
LOLZ im love3478877.
115 years, 3 months & 12 days ago 12th Aug 2009 05:33
 
lol
115 years, 3 months & 15 days ago 9th Aug 2009 18:43
 
but it is all funny
115 years, 3 months & 15 days ago 9th Aug 2009 17:10
 
wierd
115 years, 3 months & 15 days ago 9th Aug 2009 17:07
 
this is the full one so you can comment on this one
115 years, 3 months & 16 days ago 8th Aug 2009 16:48
 
  1. Female Comebacks
    8th Aug 2009 16:29
    15 years, 3 months & 16 days ago
  2. professor Snape and Trelawney DATING!!!!!!!!!!!!
    23rd Jul 2009 06:19
    15 years, 4 months & 3 days ago