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GreenEarthGodess
  1. female comebacks
    14th Jul 2009 11:07
    15 years, 3 months & 19 days ago
  2. written by a guy
    1st Jul 2009 18:09
    15 years, 4 months & 2 days ago
  3. This is so true...
    28th Jun 2009 11:58
    15 years, 4 months & 6 days ago
  4. kiss test
    24th Jun 2009 11:48
    15 years, 4 months & 10 days ago
  5. did u know...?
    22nd Jun 2009 20:55
    15 years, 4 months & 11 days ago
  6. !!
    22nd Jun 2009 07:36
    15 years, 4 months & 12 days ago
  7. 10 signs you love someone
    21st Jun 2009 19:58
    15 years, 4 months & 12 days ago
  8. my mara will
    20th Jun 2009 18:35
    15 years, 4 months & 13 days ago
  9. omg this is freaky!
    20th Jun 2009 16:38
    15 years, 4 months & 13 days ago
female comebacks
15 years, 3 months & 19 days ago
14th Jul 2009 11:07

female combacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

written by a guy
15 years, 4 months & 2 days ago
1st Jul 2009 18:09

WRITTEN BY A GUY

We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it makes us angry.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 A.M. that it can't wait
till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood I'm in.

Let us pay for you!
Dont 'feel bad'
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say 'thank you.'

Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for who you are and not what you are. Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. Or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hot Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'?
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with, 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand I'm not sayin I woulndn't like it either .

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change. Ditch him, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect.
Give the nice guys a chance.

Guys repost this if you agree.
Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this.

*Holdin Hands
Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of
times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.
*Cuddling
Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.
*Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder.
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.
*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.
*Laying below the stars
Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat.
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.


By 12 A.M. tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you.

Girls repost as: Written by a guy
Guys post as: Girls need to realize


This is so true...
15 years, 4 months & 6 days ago
28th Jun 2009 11:58

It's good to cry


*Chicken soup actually makes you feel better


*94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers


*Only apply mascara to your top lashes


*It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!


*89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move


*Chocolate will make you feel better! (does that even need to be stated?)


*Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.


*A good friend never judges.


*Boys aren't worth your tears


*More boys than girls are going to look at this bulletin


*We ALL love surprises!!


*Now.... make a wish!


Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!!


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Congratulations!!


Your wish has just been received

So...

Post this on your blog and your wish will be granted

kiss test
15 years, 4 months & 10 days ago
24th Jun 2009 11:48

This is what you do:Hold your breath. While holding your breath copy and paste this in youre own blog. If you can do this then your a good kisser!

did u know...?
15 years, 4 months & 11 days ago
22nd Jun 2009 20:55

Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you.They want to kiss you,they want to be with you,they are always thinking about you,this is all true and not fake. If you repost this in 5 min the person who is longing to be with you will approach you in within one month and ask you out and grab you and kiss you.but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out again in 5 years
















  1. female comebacks
    14th Jul 2009 11:07
    15 years, 3 months & 19 days ago
  2. written by a guy
    1st Jul 2009 18:09
    15 years, 4 months & 2 days ago
  3. This is so true...
    28th Jun 2009 11:58
    15 years, 4 months & 6 days ago
  4. kiss test
    24th Jun 2009 11:48
    15 years, 4 months & 10 days ago
  5. did u know...?
    22nd Jun 2009 20:55
    15 years, 4 months & 11 days ago
  6. !!
    22nd Jun 2009 07:36
    15 years, 4 months & 12 days ago
  7. 10 signs you love someone
    21st Jun 2009 19:58
    15 years, 4 months & 12 days ago
  8. my mara will
    20th Jun 2009 18:35
    15 years, 4 months & 13 days ago
  9. omg this is freaky!
    20th Jun 2009 16:38
    15 years, 4 months & 13 days ago