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GreenEarthGodess
  1. female comebacks
    14th Jul 2009 11:07
    15 years, 4 months & 16 days ago
  2. written by a guy
    1st Jul 2009 18:09
    15 years, 4 months & 28 days ago
  3. This is so true...
    28th Jun 2009 11:58
    15 years, 5 months & 1 day ago
  4. kiss test
    24th Jun 2009 11:48
    15 years, 5 months & 5 days ago
  5. did u know...?
    22nd Jun 2009 20:55
    15 years, 5 months & 6 days ago
  6. !!
    22nd Jun 2009 07:36
    15 years, 5 months & 7 days ago
  7. 10 signs you love someone
    21st Jun 2009 19:58
    15 years, 5 months & 7 days ago
  8. my mara will
    20th Jun 2009 18:35
    15 years, 5 months & 8 days ago
  9. omg this is freaky!
    20th Jun 2009 16:38
    15 years, 5 months & 8 days ago
female comebacks
15 years, 4 months & 16 days ago
14th Jul 2009 11:07

female combacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

sparklefox
haha thats fuuny
115 years, 4 months & 13 days ago 16th Jul 2009 19:24
 
  1. female comebacks
    14th Jul 2009 11:07
    15 years, 4 months & 16 days ago
  2. written by a guy
    1st Jul 2009 18:09
    15 years, 4 months & 28 days ago
  3. This is so true...
    28th Jun 2009 11:58
    15 years, 5 months & 1 day ago
  4. kiss test
    24th Jun 2009 11:48
    15 years, 5 months & 5 days ago
  5. did u know...?
    22nd Jun 2009 20:55
    15 years, 5 months & 6 days ago
  6. !!
    22nd Jun 2009 07:36
    15 years, 5 months & 7 days ago
  7. 10 signs you love someone
    21st Jun 2009 19:58
    15 years, 5 months & 7 days ago
  8. my mara will
    20th Jun 2009 18:35
    15 years, 5 months & 8 days ago
  9. omg this is freaky!
    20th Jun 2009 16:38
    15 years, 5 months & 8 days ago