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  1. "Female Comebacks
    9th Aug 2009 23:09
    15 years, 3 months & 14 days ago
  2. 17 signs you like someone
    3rd Aug 2009 18:24
    15 years, 3 months & 20 days ago
  3. Note to Staff
    4th Jun 2009 08:03
    15 years, 5 months & 21 days ago
  4. This is true.
    1st Jun 2009 18:06
    15 years, 5 months & 23 days ago
  5. Bands
    20th May 2009 14:57
    15 years, 6 months & 5 days ago
"Female Comebacks
15 years, 3 months & 14 days ago
9th Aug 2009 23:09

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Girls repost this as "Female comebacks."
Guys repost this as "Don't let this happen."

17 signs you like someone
15 years, 3 months & 20 days ago
3rd Aug 2009 18:24

17 signs you like someone

> > >17 signs you like someone this is how u know u like/love some1.
> > >
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> > >SEVENTEEN: You look at their profile constantly.
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> > >SIXTEEN: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang
> >up, >you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.
> > >
> > >
> > >FIFTEEN: You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again.
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> > >FOURTEEN: You walk really slow when you're with them.
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> > >THIRTEEN: You feel shy whenever they're around.
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> > >ELEVEN: When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at
> > >the same time.
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> > >TEN: You smile when you hear their voice.
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> > >NINE: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you,
> >you >just see him/her.
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> > >EIGHT: You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them.
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> > >SEVEN: They're all you think about.
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> > >SIX: You get high just from their scent.
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> > >FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.
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> > >FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them.
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> > >THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole
> > >time.
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> > >TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number
> > >twelve was missing
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> > >ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at
> >yourself.
> > >
> > >
> > >NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.......
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> > >******
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> > >*****
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> > >****
> > >
> > >Post this as : 17 signs you like someone
> > >
> > >*And something good will happen to you tomorrow .
> > >
> > >*If you don't... you'll certainly regret'

Note to Staff
15 years, 5 months & 21 days ago
4th Jun 2009 08:03

Note to staff: I go on different computers sometimes. Me, my family, my friends and I all use the same computer. Please don't ban me! Thank you.

This is true.
15 years, 5 months & 23 days ago
1st Jun 2009 18:06

We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it makes us angry.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 A.M. that it can't wait
till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood I'm in.

Let us pay for you!
Don't 'feel bad.'
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say 'thank you.'

Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for who you are and not what you are. Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. Or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hot Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'?
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with, 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/stud/cutie/sexy' or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand I'm not saying I wouldn't like it either.

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, don't wait for him to change. Ditch him, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect.
Give the nice guys a chance.

Guys repost this if you agree.
Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this.

*Holding Hands
Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of
times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.
*Cuddling
Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.
*Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder.
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.
*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.
*Laying below the stars
Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat.
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

Bands
15 years, 6 months & 5 days ago
20th May 2009 14:57

Metro Station
Avenged Sevenfold
System of a Down
Linkin Park
Bullet For My Valentine
Apocalyptica
Metallica
Iron Maiden
All Time Low
AC/DC
Nickel Back
Ozzy Osbourne
Finger Eleven
Pantera
3Oh!3
Megadeth
Paramore
Atreyu
Green Day
Slipknot
Three Days Grace
Breaking Benjamin
Crossfade
Offspring
Seether
Incubus
3DoorsDown
Hinder
Fall Out Boy
Trapt
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Framing Hanley
Shinedown
Tokio Hotel
Boys Like Girls

  1. "Female Comebacks
    9th Aug 2009 23:09
    15 years, 3 months & 14 days ago
  2. 17 signs you like someone
    3rd Aug 2009 18:24
    15 years, 3 months & 20 days ago
  3. Note to Staff
    4th Jun 2009 08:03
    15 years, 5 months & 21 days ago
  4. This is true.
    1st Jun 2009 18:06
    15 years, 5 months & 23 days ago
  5. Bands
    20th May 2009 14:57
    15 years, 6 months & 5 days ago