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"Female Comebacks

9th Aug 2009 23:09

16 years, 10 months & 29 days ago

17 signs you like someone

3rd Aug 2009 18:24

16 years, 11 months & 4 days ago

Note to Staff

4th Jun 2009 08:03

17 years, 1 month & 3 days ago

This is true.

1st Jun 2009 18:06

17 years, 1 month & 6 days ago

Bands

20th May 2009 14:57

17 years, 1 month & 18 days ago

gir8bubblegum 4 Comments

"Female Comebacks

16 years, 10 months & 29 days ago

9th Aug 2009 23:09

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Girls repost this as "Female comebacks."
Guys repost this as "Don't let this happen."