january: i licked february: i tripped over march: i deserve april: i kicked may: i want june: i ate july: i kissed august: i invented september: i killed october: i sang to november: i ran over december: i stroked
the day you were born on
1: a banana 2: an ipod 3: a random hobo 4:dog poo 5:a cat 6:my best friend 7:my mum 8:my grandma 9:my grandad 10:my best friends boyfriend 11:my brother 12:my sister 13:my mobile phone 14:a puddle 15:a blade of grass 16:my x box 17:my unluky charm 18:a rainbow 19:my favourite marapet 20:a stuffed toy 21:a mental person 22:my boyfriend slash girlfriend 23:my favourite popstar 24:an angry leprachaun 25:a swimming pool 26:a shrinking potion 27:a ninja 28:a penguin 29:a mini me 30:my bestfriends younger sibling 31:my friends house
whats your favourite colour
blue: because im mental and i need serious help red:because im the best friend in the world pink:because i bullied my teacher into giving me no homework yellow: because i feel really guilty purple: because i think im starting to dislike chocolate!!!! green:because im jealous of my mum white: because i am in a mental home orange: because michal jackson died black:because i lost my phone
put them altogether and you have your random sentences please post them here
we are all late at times and these are excuses that will keep you out of trouble
what you say,
i would love to tell you why but the engligh government have sworn me to secrecy and if i do tell you we will both be killed in the name of the law
or,
i went into the future and saw that i got straight a's went to university and passed all my a levels got a job as a vet half tiime and half time an archoligist i then became an artist aswell and still kept on all my work i married a rich man and with a combined effort we became gazillionairs we drive a fancy car and live in a mansion then i retire as the most famous person in all galaxies so as i am an over achiever i decided i could be late for school today
or,
i came to school but then i realized i was still in my pjs so i had to go back hhome to changed so i came back but my teacher was missing so i found her in school just now so it was just that i was early i am sorry for the missunderstanding
i hope they help you the last one was on a bad day tell the teacher that if she asks you and that excuse is very beliveable on friday the 13th
if you forgot your homw work
oh come on dont give me stick weve all done it forgot accidently of on purpose our home work that is a fact of life so here are a few excuses for if you do and need them
you should say,
my brother ate it (more beliveable than my dog ate it)
or,
i got into a fight with an angry buffallo and the buffallo pushed me into a muddy puddle while i was holding my homework so its a muddy mess
that will get her and good luck on using them if you do have a nice life from lola
