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roma1010
  1. random sentences
    3rd Apr 2010 03:52
    14 years, 7 months & 23 days ago
  2. i ate a yellow rubber band
    6th Jan 2010 05:22
    14 years, 10 months & 18 days ago
  3. excuses for if ur late 4 schl of frgot ur homework
    23rd Dec 2009 17:02
    14 years, 11 months & 1 day ago
excuses for if ur late 4 schl of frgot ur homework
14 years, 11 months & 1 day ago
23rd Dec 2009 17:02

1ST if your late for school

we are all late at times and these are excuses that will keep you out of trouble


what you say,

i would love to tell you why but the engligh government have sworn me to secrecy and if i do tell you we will both be killed in the name of the law

or,

i went into the future and saw that i got straight a's went to university and passed all my a levels got a job as a vet half tiime and half time an archoligist i then became an artist aswell and still kept on all my work i married a rich man and with a combined effort we became gazillionairs we drive a fancy car and live in a mansion then i retire as the most famous person in all galaxies so as i am an over achiever i decided i could be late for school today

or,

i came to school but then i realized i was still in my pjs so i had to go back hhome to changed so i came back but my teacher was missing so i found her in school just now so it was just that i was early i am sorry for the missunderstanding


i hope they help you the last one was on a bad day tell the teacher that if she asks you and that excuse is very beliveable on friday the 13th

if you forgot your homw work

oh come on dont give me stick weve all done it forgot accidently of on purpose our home work that is a fact of life so here are a few excuses for if you do and need them


you should say,

my brother ate it (more beliveable than my dog ate it)

or,

i got into a fight with an angry buffallo and the buffallo pushed me into a muddy puddle while i was holding my homework so its a muddy mess

that will get her and good luck on using them if you do have a nice life from lola

roma1010
sorry about all the spelling mistakes coment on how usefull they are
114 years, 11 months & 1 day ago 23rd Dec 2009 17:05
 
  1. random sentences
    3rd Apr 2010 03:52
    14 years, 7 months & 23 days ago
  2. i ate a yellow rubber band
    6th Jan 2010 05:22
    14 years, 10 months & 18 days ago
  3. excuses for if ur late 4 schl of frgot ur homework
    23rd Dec 2009 17:02
    14 years, 11 months & 1 day ago