The Boring Blog!!

Heyy and welcome to the boring blog!! This is where you post when your bored on mara, then you can chat with people!

By the way, post what you like to do when your bored! I like to be inspired! haha

I'll go first! Ok... My name's lindsay and i'm from orlando florida! when i'm bord, i like to torment my dogs until they chase me around the house! then i run upstairs and sit until they stop stalking me. /my life/

FAQ

Q: Can I have your MP?
A: No. *blocks**reports*

Q: Where do you live?
A: Underground

Q: Wanna trade pets?
A: Not really.

Q: How long have you been on Mara?
A: As long as I needed to be, hun.

Q: Will you be my friend?
A: No thanks...

Q: Do you make graphics?
A: No, dear.

Q: Do you have a nickname? Can I call you it?
A: It's in my blog, hun.

Q: What's your birthday?
A: Excuse me, do I know you? No.

Q: Am I annoying you?
A: Most likey.

Q: How old are you?
A: Three million and two

Q: Where do you live?
A: As far away from you as I can possibly get

Q: Can you buy from my shop?
A: Sure! Will I? No.

Q: Do you go to school?
A: Yes

Q: What's your email address? Phone number?
A: email: [email protected] /// phone: 1-800-I WNT TELL U

Q: Can you offer on my trades?
A: ... Um...... No?

Plz reed ma othr bl0g 4 ch@t sp3@k b4 m@ilin meh, 2.

By the way, There's 132 rotting on my blocked list for these stupid, pointless questions. Please don't make me spend 60 seconds of my important life to put /yours/ on it. Thanks.

Newb-ish... Ugh.

THE NEWBISH WAYS OF CHATSPEAK


THE NEWBISH WAYS OF CHATSPEAK ??
Through out the years of marapets, there has always been those few people who use something called "chat speak"

WHAT IS CHAT SPEAK?
Chat speak is when someone refers a normal word to a letter or a shorter way of writing it down.
Example: CHAT SPEAK: How r u doin? TRANSLATION: How are you doing?

O.K. CHAT SPEAK
Ok: Okay
Lol: Laugh out loud
brb: Be right back
g2g: Got to go (though is still annoying)
Rofl: Roll on floor laughing
nm: Nothing much (annoying but ok)

MISUNDERSTOOD CHAT SPEAK
wtf: what the f@#$% (This is rude and against rules)
Lmao: Laugh my @#$ off (RUDE)

ANNOYING CHAT SPEAK
R: are (newbish)
U: You (newbish)
2: too/to (newbish)
@: At (newbish)
K: Kay (annoying but ok at times)
C: See (newbish)
W8: Wait (newbish)
Ur: your
W/e: what ever
And more...


NEWB SENTANCES
These sentences have been heard all around the internet, most people don't notice when their doing this.
Hey ppls!!!!! I @ da h0us3! lmao!!

NEWB DICTIONARY
3: E
0: o
@: At
Ppls: Peoples
R: Are
U: you
Sup: what???s up
Ur: your
4: A
2: too/to
nm: Nothing much
w/e: What ever
(Add more if you want)

There is many ways to use chat speak, most newbies use numbers in their words, it matters who, most people catch chat speak from instant messenger.
At times, its okay to use chat speaks, but to most people who have to read chat speak, find it annoying.
My suggestion is that you try to use chat speak only occasionally.

Chat speak is ruining our Internet society.
STOP IT, put this on your blog and help promote helping people understand chat speak and its newbish-ness.

A lecture created by; Spazmine ??