FAQ

Q: Can I have your MP?
A: No. *blocks**reports*

Q: Where do you live?
A: Underground

Q: Wanna trade pets?
A: Not really.

Q: How long have you been on Mara?
A: As long as I needed to be, hun.

Q: Will you be my friend?
A: No thanks...

Q: Do you make graphics?
A: No, dear.

Q: Do you have a nickname? Can I call you it?
A: It's in my blog, hun.

Q: What's your birthday?
A: Excuse me, do I know you? No.

Q: Am I annoying you?
A: Most likey.

Q: How old are you?
A: Three million and two

Q: Where do you live?
A: As far away from you as I can possibly get

Q: Can you buy from my shop?
A: Sure! Will I? No.

Q: Do you go to school?
A: Yes

Q: What's your email address? Phone number?
A: email: [email protected] /// phone: 1-800-I WNT TELL U

Q: Can you offer on my trades?
A: ... Um...... No?

Plz reed ma othr bl0g 4 ch@t sp3@k b4 m@ilin meh, 2.

By the way, There's 132 rotting on my blocked list for these stupid, pointless questions. Please don't make me spend 60 seconds of my important life to put /yours/ on it. Thanks.