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  1. 21 Ways To P!$$ Your Mum And Dad Off
    14th Dec 2008 08:26
    15 years, 11 months & 10 days ago
  2. A Guy Wrote This.......
    11th Dec 2008 11:38
    15 years, 11 months & 13 days ago
  3. Bet You Can't Do This......
    10th Dec 2008 12:17
    15 years, 11 months & 14 days ago
21 Ways To P!$$ Your Mum And Dad Off
15 years, 11 months & 10 days ago
14th Dec 2008 08:26

1.follow them everywhere round the house asking wat u doing...

2.moo when they say ur name...

3.run into walls...

4.say wearing clothes is against ur religon...

5.stand over them at 4 in the morn with a huge smile on ur
face and say good morning sunshine...

6.pluck out some of there hair and yell, "DNA"...

7.wear a sticker saying "im a retard"...

8.have 20 imaginary friends that u talk 2 at the same time...

9.in public yell "no mum/dad i wont make out with u"...

10.jump off the shed roof,trying 2 fly...

11.hold there hand an whisper in there ear, "i c dead people"...

12.at everything yell. "liar"...

13.try 2 swim in the floor...

14.tap on there door all night...

15.pretend 2 have amnesia...

16.say everything backward...

17.run around with a lampshade on ya head yelling,"the sun!..its dying!"...

18.have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...

19.snort loudly when u laugh.then laugh harder...

20.run round in circles...

21.ask if coffins r exspensive an wat colour they would want...

A Guy Wrote This.......
15 years, 11 months & 13 days ago
11th Dec 2008 11:38

Guy's Point of View


>
> This is very cute!

> You might agree with it, but when it actually happens 99% of girls don't realize it 'til it is too late and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he has moved on to someone who will take notice.
>
> From a guys point of view:
>
> We don't care if you talk to other guys.
>
> We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
>
> But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it ticks us off.
>
> It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
>
> We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
>
> Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.
>
> Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
>
> Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you.
>
> The s*****t thing about a girl is confidence.
>
> Yeah, you can quote me.
>
> Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
>
> Take Advantage of the mood im in.
>
> LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'
>
> We enjoy doing it.
>
> It's expected.
>
> Smile and say 'thank you.'
>
> Kiss us when no one's watching.
>
> If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.
>
> You don't have to get dressed up for us.
>
> If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
>
> We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
>
> Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.
>
> Don't take everything we say seriously.
>
> Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
>
> Don't get angry easily.
>
> Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
>
> Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.
>
> Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'.
>
> I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie or whatever else you can think of.
>
> On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it ether.
>
> Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION BUTT, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT
>
> Someone who will honor your morals.
>
> Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
>
> Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
>
> Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
>
> Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....and say 'i love you' ..........AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!
>
> *****Give the nice guys a chance*****
>
> Holdin Hands- Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
> Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.
>
> Cuddling- Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
> Guys : Automatically move closer to her.
>
> Movies- Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
> Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.
>
> Loving each other- Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into
> her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And
> mean it.
>
> Laying below the stars- Girls : When you're both laying under the stars,
> put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady
> heart beat
> Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now
> make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your
> crush....
>
> guys: no grabbing!!!
>
> ******************************
> ******************************
> Stop!! Stop!! Stop!! Stop!!
>
> If you havent stoped.Seriously stop!
>
> Guys repost this if you agree.
>
> Girls repost this if you think it's cute.
>
> Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this

Bet You Can't Do This......
15 years, 11 months & 14 days ago
10th Dec 2008 12:17

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake, the average Person can't:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is fourty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line form the top down.

  1. 21 Ways To P!$$ Your Mum And Dad Off
    14th Dec 2008 08:26
    15 years, 11 months & 10 days ago
  2. A Guy Wrote This.......
    11th Dec 2008 11:38
    15 years, 11 months & 13 days ago
  3. Bet You Can't Do This......
    10th Dec 2008 12:17
    15 years, 11 months & 14 days ago