21 Ways To P!$$ Your Mum And Dad Off

1.follow them everywhere round the house asking wat u doing...

2.moo when they say ur name...

3.run into walls...

4.say wearing clothes is against ur religon...

5.stand over them at 4 in the morn with a huge smile on ur
face and say good morning sunshine...

6.pluck out some of there hair and yell, "DNA"...

7.wear a sticker saying "im a retard"...

8.have 20 imaginary friends that u talk 2 at the same time...

9.in public yell "no mum/dad i wont make out with u"...

10.jump off the shed roof,trying 2 fly...

11.hold there hand an whisper in there ear, "i c dead people"...

12.at everything yell. "liar"...

13.try 2 swim in the floor...

14.tap on there door all night...

15.pretend 2 have amnesia...

16.say everything backward...

17.run around with a lampshade on ya head yelling,"the sun!..its dying!"...

18.have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...

19.snort loudly when u laugh.then laugh harder...

20.run round in circles...

21.ask if coffins r exspensive an wat colour they would want...