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Here are some jokes and funny short storys............

A very proud grandmother was walking through a park,pushing her two grandchildren in a stroller.A young woman walked by and said,"My,what fine looking little boys.They must be your grandsons.""Yes they are," said the grandmother."How old are they?" asked the younger woman."The lawyer is three and the doctor is two."

Larry:What's the best thing to put in you slice of pie?
Luna:Your teeth!

A old man had a little Chihuahua when one day it got lost.But it left a scent behind.The old man's other dog,a Boxer,could follow the scent to the other dog.It turned out to be it was not lost.It was in the bedroom's closet!

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Whew!I did not call you a orange!

I'm a terrible cook.All of the gingerbread boys I make are near-sighted.So i've started using contact rasins.
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pbszooms9 Mar 20080comments
Here it is.......

Vevalabam_viva_4_4:hey!
Puppylover88:Hey!
Vevalabam_viva_4_4:What cha doing?
Puppylover88:Nothing.Just hangin aound on the computer.You?
Vevalabam_viva_4_4:Same.
Puppylover7:Hey!
Puppylover88:What do YOU want, Bam?
Vevalabam_viva_4_4:BAM?!?!
Puppylover88:yup.The skateborder Bam that is on Viva la bam.
Maroon5member:Hey.I am from Maroon 5!
Vevalabam_viva_4_4:MAROON 5?AHHHHHH!
Puppylover7:MAROON 5?
Puppylover88:MAROON 5?AHHHHHHHHH
Maroon5member:*Looks shocked*Not again.
Puppylover7:Hi!I am Bam from Viva la bam.
Maroon5member:Uh,hi bam.
MCR:Hi!
Maroon5member:Uh.2 band members.
MCR:Come on!I am Logging off!
*MCR has logged off*
The next day...........
Vevalabam_viva_4_4:Hey!
Puppylover88:Hey!
LovedandHated:Hello!I am a newbie.
Vevalabam_viva_4_4:Hi,Molly.
Puppylover88:Who's Molly?
Vevalabam_viva_4_4:My Buddy from Marapets.com.I met her from a form.
LovedandHated:Yep.My Username is LovedandHated.Her Username is pbszooms.
*Maroon5member has logged on.*
Maroon5member:Hi!
*MCR has logged on.*
MCR:Hi!
*Puppylover7 has logged on.*
Puppylover7:Hi!
Vevalabam_viva_4_4:YAY!MORE BUDDYS TO TALK TO!YAY!
Puppylover88:Sorry,Maroon5member,MCR,and Puppylover7.
Maroon5member:Why?
MCR:Why?
Puppylover7:Why?
Puppylover88:She always does that when more Buddys come.
MCRSoh.
Maroon5memberSoh.
Pupplover7Soh.
*LovedandHated has logged on.*
LovedandHated:Hi!
Vevalabam_viva_4_4:Hey.
LovedandHated:What's up?
MCR: Playing on Computer.
Puppylover7:Same.
Puppylover88:Same.
LovedAndHated:Same.How did you read my mind?
MCR:I saw you online.
LovedAndHatedSoh.
MCR:You are on my to do list to e-mail.
*GerardWaySaysWelcomeToTheBlackParade has logged on.*
GerardWaySaysWelcomeToTheBlackParade:Hi.I am Gerard Way.
Vevalabam_viva_4_4: *Passes out because of Gerard Way.* :-*
GerardWaySaysWelcomeToTheBlackParade:Here. :-*
Vevalabam_viva_4_4:LovedAndHated,come over here!
*LovedAndHated has logged off.*
*Puppylover7 has logged off.*
*Puppylover88 has logged off.*
MCR:Brother,fangirl alert!
GerardWaySaysWelcomeToTheBlackParade:Thanks,Mikey.
Vevalabam_viva_4_4:Mikey?!?!*Faints*
Maroon5Member:HA!I've been watching you, Vevalabam_viva_4_4!
GerardWaySaysWelcomeToTheBlackParade:*Clicks on Report button on last post.*
Maroon5Member:NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GerardWaySaysWelcomeToTheBlackParade:Bye,Maroon5Member.
Maroon5Member:Ha!YOU clicked on the delete button!
GerardWaySaysWelcomeToTheBlackParade:MCR,ya better leave.
MCR:K.See you Brother.
*MCR has logged off.*
GerardWaySaysWelcomeToTheBlackParade:You too,Vevalabam_viva_4_4.
Vevalabam_viva_4_4:I have to.There's a new rule.3 people have to talk.
GerardWaySaysWelcomeToTheBlackParade:*Sighs*Okay,You ARE the only fangirl here?
Vevalabam_viva_4_4:Yeah.
*BBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*Staffy has joined*
Staffy:Maroon5Member,you are banned from the site forever.Sorry.
*Staffy has left*
*Maroon5Member safely banned forever*
*Staff has logged on.*
Staff:You guys are the only ones on MCR lovers?
GerardWaySaysWelcomeToTheBlackParade:Yeah.
StaffSokay,you guys can slide.Okay?
GerardWaySaysWelcomeToTheBlackParadeSokay.
Staff:Good.
*Staff has logged off*
The next day....
*GerardWaySaysWelcomeToTheBlackParade has logged on.*
*Vevalabam_viva_4_4 has logged on.*
*MCR has logged on.*
*LovedAndHated has logged on.*
GerardWaySaysWelcomeToTheBlackParade:Good morning.
*TammySlammy has logged on.*
TammySlammy:Hi!
GerardWaySaysWelcomeToTheBlackParade:-_-
*Waffle has logged on.*
Waffle:Hello.SPLEE!
GerardWaySaysWelcomeToTheBlackParade:No.Nobody like Waffle allowed here.Waffle,You can stay.
Waffle:Yay.ROOT BEER!
*TammySlammy has logged off.*
Vevalabam_viva_4_4: : (
*To be continued..............*
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pbszooms19 Feb 20080comments
I am hurting from Crab Soccer.My Friends came up with it.
Boring.
Ouch,you might say.
Yes.Ouch.
One of my friends kicked the ball onto my head and I fell down.Yes,I did hurt very badliy,Thank You.
Contact Me via Maramail,and learn how to play from Me!!!!
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pbszooms8 Jan 20080comments
Try reading this

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.


cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if
you can raed tihs psas it on !!
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pbszooms4 Jan 20080comments
What is the deal with Gerard Way and Fangirls?I mean,Same thing with Avril Lavigne and Fanboys.Both are marryed.You don't have to drool all over them.Even if I wanted to meet Gerard Way in person(Which one?G.W or A.L?)I would not drool Gerard Way.So no girl in my family would drool over Gerard Way, We listen to MCR Songs.Copy and paste if you think the same as me!
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pbszooms4 Jan 20080comments