Here are some jokes and funny short storys............

A very proud grandmother was walking through a park,pushing her two grandchildren in a stroller.A young woman walked by and said,"My,what fine looking little boys.They must be your grandsons.""Yes they are," said the grandmother."How old are they?" asked the younger woman."The lawyer is three and the doctor is two."

Larry:What's the best thing to put in you slice of pie?
Luna:Your teeth!

A old man had a little Chihuahua when one day it got lost.But it left a scent behind.The old man's other dog,a Boxer,could follow the scent to the other dog.It turned out to be it was not lost.It was in the bedroom's closet!

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Whew!I did not call you a orange!

I'm a terrible cook.All of the gingerbread boys I make are near-sighted.So i've started using contact rasins.