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IF WARRIOR CATS IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK EVER COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile

If you thing Brambleclaw needs to fall down a bottomless pit so Ashfur and Squirrelflight can be together, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you act random most of the time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ???If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.???

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile

If you ever fallen over laughing for no reason cut and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you guys love warriors, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you guys love to read, copy and paste this on your profile.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you work on your stories/artwork while sitting in the front row of your classes, copy and paste this into your signature/profile.

If your brain constantly wants to explode, copy and paste this into your signature/profile.

If you're very observant, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like films with talking animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to stop child abuse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A recent study by USA Today has found that three out of four people make up seventy-five percent of the population. If you understand the humor in this statement, copy and paste this into your profile.

We are all the same, stop racism; copy and paste.

If you think being yourself is better than what others want you to be, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you obsessed with animals of all kinds, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love 5 Gum, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Humans are listed under kingdom animalia, thus making us animals. If you are a believer in anti-animal abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc., copy this into your profile.

If you like cartoons, video games, and animated movies even though people say you're too old for them and you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think people labeling other people (i.e. Goth, prep) is just freaking stupid, copy paste this into your profile.

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a proud shipper of whatever you ship, put this in your profile.

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile!

If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.

.5 million people are on the internet right now. If you are one of them, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.

If you think the kids should lay off of Lucky and let him have his Lucky Charms in peace, copy and past this onto your profile

You Know You're A Fairly Odd Parents Fan If. . .

You constantly daydream about the show, creating new episode ideas in your head, and sooner or later posting them on FanFic.

You can answer any question somebody asks you about the show. (ex: How many years Cosmo and Wanda have been married.)

You and your teacher have an argument on why Fairly Odd Parents doesn't make sense. (Idiotic teacher, you don't make sense. Fairly Odd Parents makes more sense than math class does.)

If you and your friend have a thumb war over who's cuter, Poof or Edward Cullen, and you've beaten them and said: "Hah, beat that, Cullen kid."

If you want Vicky to be your babysitter, just so you can have Cosmo, Wanda and Poof as your godparents.

If you've looked up Fairy World on MapQuest and GoogleEarth and find nothing, but still continue to look everyday to see if anything has changed.

If you have every Fairly Odd Parents song on your MP3, and also have them memorized.

If you've memorized all the Fairly Odd dialogue from every single episode, oh yeah cartoon shorts, and movies.

If your favorite character on the show is a villain.

If you constantly say quotes from Fairly Odd Parents in real life (Ex: Corndog what? or "What could possibly go wrong?&quot.

People say Fairly Odd Parents is weird and you agree with them because that's what makes the show special and unique.

If you think you've seen pink, green, and purple objects together wherever you go.

If you are a Fairly Odd Parents Fan, whether or not you've done any of this stuff, copy and paste this to your profile and add something of your own

If you are a Fairly Odd Parents Fan, add your name to this list: Radar180, neolover458

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If you think that the people of Cartoon Network are being complete idiots for cancelling Chowder, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a fan of Chowder, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Hannah Montana is a total sellout, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever broken your arm, copy and paste this into your profile. (Does wrist count?)

If you've ever bought something, and then regreted it hours later, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever given something away, and then regreted it hours later, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you think Anti Poof is a little cutie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that was clearly marked 'pull', copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with Monsters Vs Aliens, copy and paste this into your profile.

Normal is SO overrated. If you agree with this statement, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand your family, and yet you wouldn't change anything about it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't believe in saying the word Retarded, as in "That was so retarded" or "You are such a retard!" Copy and paste this into your profile. Using this word doesn't make you sound cool, it just offends people who are or know a person who is mentally retarded. Say No to the R word people, thank you. (I get mad at my friends everytime they say that word) =P

If you read Chicken Soup for the Soul, copy and paste this into your profile.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk to animals copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever talked about something that you're hooked on non-stop with someone who doesn't know what the heck your talking about then copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile copy and paste this into your profile.

If you care more about cartoon relationships than human ones copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish your life was just one big cartoon where good guys always win and laughing is required, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

Heart Touching

I know what you're thinking. Why didn't I just put this in sorrowful things? This made me weep for at least an hour. The love this boy had for his family was so depressing when in the fraction of a second he lost it all.

I got this from someone else:


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.



The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.



The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."



Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny,

are you sure I don't have enough money?''



The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''



Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.



The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.



Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.



"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.



She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."



I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.



But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."



His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''



My heart nearly stopped.



The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."



Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."



"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."



Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.



I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check

again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''



"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.



The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"



Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''



"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''



"My mommy loves white roses."



A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.



I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.



I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.



Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young

woman and a little girl.



The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical

state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the

life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.



Was this the family of the little boy?



Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.



I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.



She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.



I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is

still, to this day, hard to imagine.



And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.



Now you have 2 choices:



1) Repost this message, or



2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.