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Zim- I put a tracking device on you!
Dib- Tracking device? Where?
(Dib turns around, Gir is on his head)
Gir- Your head smells like a puppy! (Invader Zim)

Tak- You're a bigger fool than I ever imagined.
Zim- Eh?
Tak- You're a bigger fool than I ever imagined.
Zim- Eh?!
Tak- You're confused, allow me to explain. (Invader Zim)

Tallest Purple- Uh, don't worry, that's just my arms flailing and giggling. Ow, stop it! Ow, stop it! (Invader Zim)

Dib- You're just jealous!
Zim- This has nothing to do with jelly! (Invader Zim)

Keef- Boy, DO I!? If I make him happy, Zim might even let me come near him again without taking my organs out! YAY! (Invader Zim)

Search Guy- We're too late! They've turned into a book! I told them this would happen! (Invader Zim)

Mr. Slushy- But Zim and Dib were wrong that day. Santa wasn't destroyed, Santa lives on.
Small Child- In the hearts, and minds, of us all? (giggles)
Mr. Slushy- No! In space! Gathering power! And every Christmas he returns to Earth, and that's why we all live in this protective dome! (alarm sounds) Looks like Santa's here! Raise the shields, children! (Invader Zim)

Rat Person- I was once a man!
Dib- But, you're a woman. (Invader Zim)

Professor Membrane- Video games build hand-eye coordination and make kids into better human beings! (Invader Zim)

Gaz- Give me the Game Slave or else I will plunge you into a nightmare in which there is no wakening!
Iggins- But, I'm a better gamer than you.
Gaz- I hope you like nightmare worlds!
(Gaz drops the batteries into the toilet)
Iggins- It's madness! Madness! (Invader Zim)

Carly- Because then I'll explode, and you'll have to hose me off the walls. (iCarly)

Well, you should be thankful for me and my amazing fireman words of wisdom. (One of my very good friends.)

Mandy- You see Billy? When you do nice things for people, they die. (Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

Red- Well, there is Zim, but I think he stopped being alive. Oh well. Let's see! (Invader Zim)

Junior- It's not being jealous, it's being possesive. There IS a difference. (Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

Random Anchor Guy- And once again, a UFO has landed in America! The only place UFOs ever seem to land in. (Monsters Vs. Aliens)

Wilbur- If my family finds out I broug
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neolover4580
neolover4581 Aug 20094comments
IF WARRIOR CATS IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK EVER COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile

If you thing Brambleclaw needs to fall down a bottomless pit so Ashfur and Squirrelflight can be together, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you act random most of the time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ???If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.???

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile

If you ever fallen over laughing for no reason cut and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you guys love warriors, copy and pa
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neolover4580
neolover4581 Jul 20092comments
a girl went to a party and
she ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a
few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
She asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she
decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he were
waiting
for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of
quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.
The following day, she read in
the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been beaten in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.
The police asked her if she would
be willing to
look
at a lineup to see if
she could identify
him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.
When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked her for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.
She asked if they would ask the man one
question.
She was curious as to why he had not attacked
her.
When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't
alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on both sides of
her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never
alone. Did you know that 98% of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?
Repost this if you truly
believe
in
God..
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no
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neolover45829 Nov 20084comments
I know what you're thinking. Why didn't I just put this in sorrowful things? This made me weep for at least an hour. The love this boy had for his family was so depressing when in the fraction of a second he lost it all.

I got this from someone else:


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.



The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.



The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."



Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny,

are you sure I don't have enough money?''



The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''



Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.



The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.



Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.



"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.



She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."



I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.



But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."



His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''



My heart nearly stopped.



The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."



Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."



"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."



Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.



I quickly rea
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neolover45824 Jun 20083comments