Zim- I put a tracking device on you! Dib- Tracking device? Where? (Dib turns around, Gir is on his head) Gir- Your head smells like a puppy! (Invader Zim)
Tak- You're a bigger fool than I ever imagined. Zim- Eh? Tak- You're a bigger fool than I ever imagined. Zim- Eh?! Tak- You're confused, allow me to explain. (Invader Zim)
Tallest Purple- Uh, don't worry, that's just my arms flailing and giggling. Ow, stop it! Ow, stop it! (Invader Zim)
Dib- You're just jealous! Zim- This has nothing to do with jelly! (Invader Zim)
Keef- Boy, DO I!? If I make him happy, Zim might even let me come near him again without taking my organs out! YAY! (Invader Zim)
Search Guy- We're too late! They've turned into a book! I told them this would happen! (Invader Zim)
Mr. Slushy- But Zim and Dib were wrong that day. Santa wasn't destroyed, Santa lives on. Small Child- In the hearts, and minds, of us all? (giggles) Mr. Slushy- No! In space! Gathering power! And every Christmas he returns to Earth, and that's why we all live in this protective dome! (alarm sounds) Looks like Santa's here! Raise the shields, children! (Invader Zim)
Rat Person- I was once a man! Dib- But, you're a woman. (Invader Zim)
Professor Membrane- Video games build hand-eye coordination and make kids into better human beings! (Invader Zim)
Gaz- Give me the Game Slave or else I will plunge you into a nightmare in which there is no wakening! Iggins- But, I'm a better gamer than you. Gaz- I hope you like nightmare worlds! (Gaz drops the batteries into the toilet) Iggins- It's madness! Madness! (Invader Zim)
Carly- Because then I'll explode, and you'll have to hose me off the walls. (iCarly)
Well, you should be thankful for me and my amazing fireman words of wisdom. (One of my very good friends.)
Mandy- You see Billy? When you do nice things for people, they die. (Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
Red- Well, there is Zim, but I think he stopped being alive. Oh well. Let's see! (Invader Zim)
Junior- It's not being jealous, it's being possesive. There IS a difference. (Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
Random Anchor Guy- And once again, a UFO has landed in America! The only place UFOs ever seem to land in. (Monsters Vs. Aliens)
Wilbur- If my family finds out I brought you from the past, they'll bury me alive and dance on my grave, I am not exaggerating! Okay, maybe I am, but that's not the point! (Meet the Robinsons)
B.O.B- *GASP* Dr.C- What did they say? B.O.B- Horrible things! About my mother, and a salad bar! (Monsters VS Aliens Halloween Special)
Casper- Maybe he fell asleep? Ra- In the restroom? EW! What's he using for a pillow?!?! (Casper's Scare School)
George Lopez- See? That logic only makes sense because you're a teenager, the same logic that gets you're kind killed in horror movies.
Personal Quotes. =D
Exploding Robotic Monkeys are obviously the opposite of prehistoric lizards.
IF WARRIOR CATS IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK EVER COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ???If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.???
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On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.
If you ever wished that you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you work on your stories/artwork while sitting in the front row of your classes, copy and paste this into your signature/profile.
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A recent study by USA Today has found that three out of four people make up seventy-five percent of the population. If you understand the humor in this statement, copy and paste this into your profile.
We are all the same, stop racism; copy and paste.
If you think being yourself is better than what others want you to be, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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Humans are listed under kingdom animalia, thus making us animals. If you are a believer in anti-animal abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc., copy this into your profile.
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If you think people labeling other people (i.e. Goth, prep) is just freaking stupid, copy paste this into your profile.
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Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile!
If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.
.5 million people are on the internet right now. If you are one of them, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, paste this on your profile.
If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.
If you think the kids should lay off of Lucky and let him have his Lucky Charms in peace, copy and past this onto your profile
You Know You're A Fairly Odd Parents Fan If. . .
You constantly daydream about the show, creating new episode ideas in your head, and sooner or later posting them on FanFic.
You can answer any question somebody asks you about the show. (ex: How many years Cosmo and Wanda have been married.)
You and your teacher have an argument on why Fairly Odd Parents doesn't make sense. (Idiotic teacher, you don't make sense. Fairly Odd Parents makes more sense than math class does.)
If you and your friend have a thumb war over who's cuter, Poof or Edward Cullen, and you've beaten them and said: "Hah, beat that, Cullen kid."
If you want Vicky to be your babysitter, just so you can have Cosmo, Wanda and Poof as your godparents.
If you've looked up Fairy World on MapQuest and GoogleEarth and find nothing, but still continue to look everyday to see if anything has changed.
If you have every Fairly Odd Parents song on your MP3, and also have them memorized.
If you've memorized all the Fairly Odd dialogue from every single episode, oh yeah cartoon shorts, and movies.
If your favorite character on the show is a villain.
If you constantly say quotes from Fairly Odd Parents in real life (Ex: Corndog what? or "What could possibly go wrong?".
People say Fairly Odd Parents is weird and you agree with them because that's what makes the show special and unique.
If you think you've seen pink, green, and purple objects together wherever you go.
If you are a Fairly Odd Parents Fan, whether or not you've done any of this stuff, copy and paste this to your profile and add something of your own
If you are a Fairly Odd Parents Fan, add your name to this list: Radar180, neolover458
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If you think that the people of Cartoon Network are being complete idiots for cancelling Chowder, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you have ever broken your arm, copy and paste this into your profile. (Does wrist count?)
If you've ever bought something, and then regreted it hours later, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.
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Normal is SO overrated. If you agree with this statement, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can't stand your family, and yet you wouldn't change anything about it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't believe in saying the word Retarded, as in "That was so retarded" or "You are such a retard!" Copy and paste this into your profile. Using this word doesn't make you sound cool, it just offends people who are or know a person who is mentally retarded. Say No to the R word people, thank you. (I get mad at my friends everytime they say that word) =P
If you read Chicken Soup for the Soul, copy and paste this into your profile.
Month one
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
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If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
a girl went to a party and she ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, She asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. She was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on both sides of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this if you truly believe in God.. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father" STAND UP FOR HIM 98% wont post this are you part of the 2% that will????????
I know what you're thinking. Why didn't I just put this in sorrowful things? This made me weep for at least an hour. The love this boy had for his family was so depressing when in the fraction of a second he lost it all.
I got this from someone else:
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny,
are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check
again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young
woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical
state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the
life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is
still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
