Favorite Quotes

Zim- I put a tracking device on you!
Dib- Tracking device? Where?
(Dib turns around, Gir is on his head)
Gir- Your head smells like a puppy! (Invader Zim)

Tak- You're a bigger fool than I ever imagined.
Zim- Eh?
Tak- You're a bigger fool than I ever imagined.
Zim- Eh?!
Tak- You're confused, allow me to explain. (Invader Zim)

Tallest Purple- Uh, don't worry, that's just my arms flailing and giggling. Ow, stop it! Ow, stop it! (Invader Zim)

Dib- You're just jealous!
Zim- This has nothing to do with jelly! (Invader Zim)

Keef- Boy, DO I!? If I make him happy, Zim might even let me come near him again without taking my organs out! YAY! (Invader Zim)

Search Guy- We're too late! They've turned into a book! I told them this would happen! (Invader Zim)

Mr. Slushy- But Zim and Dib were wrong that day. Santa wasn't destroyed, Santa lives on.
Small Child- In the hearts, and minds, of us all? (giggles)
Mr. Slushy- No! In space! Gathering power! And every Christmas he returns to Earth, and that's why we all live in this protective dome! (alarm sounds) Looks like Santa's here! Raise the shields, children! (Invader Zim)

Rat Person- I was once a man!
Dib- But, you're a woman. (Invader Zim)

Professor Membrane- Video games build hand-eye coordination and make kids into better human beings! (Invader Zim)

Gaz- Give me the Game Slave or else I will plunge you into a nightmare in which there is no wakening!
Iggins- But, I'm a better gamer than you.
Gaz- I hope you like nightmare worlds!
(Gaz drops the batteries into the toilet)
Iggins- It's madness! Madness! (Invader Zim)

Carly- Because then I'll explode, and you'll have to hose me off the walls. (iCarly)

Well, you should be thankful for me and my amazing fireman words of wisdom. (One of my very good friends.)

Mandy- You see Billy? When you do nice things for people, they die. (Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

Red- Well, there is Zim, but I think he stopped being alive. Oh well. Let's see! (Invader Zim)

Junior- It's not being jealous, it's being possesive. There IS a difference. (Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

Random Anchor Guy- And once again, a UFO has landed in America! The only place UFOs ever seem to land in. (Monsters Vs. Aliens)

Wilbur- If my family finds out I brought you from the past, they'll bury me alive and dance on my grave, I am not exaggerating! Okay, maybe I am, but that's not the point! (Meet the Robinsons)

B.O.B- *GASP*
Dr.C- What did they say?
B.O.B- Horrible things! About my mother, and a salad bar! (Monsters VS Aliens Halloween Special)

Casper- Maybe he fell asleep?
Ra- In the restroom? EW! What's he using for a pillow?!?! (Casper's Scare School)

George Lopez- See? That logic only makes sense because you're a teenager, the same logic that gets you're kind killed in horror movies.

Personal Quotes. =D

Exploding Robotic Monkeys are obviously the opposite of prehistoric lizards.

'Cause I'm weird like that!