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Hello,

Call me Nova, live in Ireland.

Probably where I am now because I didn't forward those chain message emails back in 2008.

I am a parent to 3 tamagotchis.
I love ugly dogs, leaving unhinged reviews on amazon
and messaging random people on facebook marketplace "Is this still available?"


MM or MT - Anytime
Friends - Sure but you gotta to send me your best meme

Happy to lend pets anytime I'm online for the low price of one funny pun, just mm or mt.
I do sell from my gallery for the right price.
Happy to negotiate trades and swap.


giphy.gif I see alot of people have quotes or song lyrics in this spot so I think its only fitting to leave you with the best lyrics I know.

"It's a frictionless wipe, and now I'll be here all night
I slide across the one-ply like I'm gliding on ice
I had a frictionless wipe, my hand is cramping tonight
I've made a human mudslide, every wipe is not white"


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Note sometimes I appear online when I'm not, I'm probably taking an online quiz about what pizza I am.

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SupaNova
Status the Gingerbread Vixen
5 years, 8 months & 19 days OldBorn 31st Jul 2019 06:01

Took an arrow to the knee
1 Year 9 Months Old
Would u love me if I was a Worm
1 Year 12 Months Old
Chooken
1 Year 9 Months Old
Succubus
1 Year 9 Months Old
The final braincell
1 Year 9 Months Old
Bacon
1 Year 9 Months Old
Krispy Cream
1 Year 9 Months Old
Thicc Boi
2 Years 1 Month Old
Too much indian food
1 Year 8 Months Old
Smooth brain no lumps, bump, ridges or valleys
1 Year 8 Months Old
Pyramids are from Aliens
1 Year 9 Months Old
Ice Ice Kitty
2 Years 1 Month Old
Floofy Bum
2 Years 1 Month Old
Mr Beady Eyes
1 Year 9 Months Old
Mrs Beady Eyes
1 Year 9 Months Old
Level 4 Hacker earning 400MP a day