"All" Jolson is a pet so huge that he shows up on an atlas and changes the orbit of smaller planets. Paving stones cracked under his feet. He combines in one body Marapets' best Vlad chef and its keenest eater, a circumstance made in mashed potato heaven. Nobody remembers his real first name; he’d picked up the nickname by general acclaim, since no one who saw him could believe that it was all Jolson. -Adapted from The Discworld Series: The Fifth Elephant by Terry Pratchett