No sleep. No snacks. No bathroom breaks. Just open eyes, a flickering screen, and an eternity-long watch list.

From lost silent films to three-hour director’s cuts, bargain-bin monster movies to award-winning dramas. I’ve seen them all. Usually twice!

I don’t clap, I don’t cry. My pulse is ... technically optional. But I have opinions about pacing, practical effects, and whether the sequel ruined the original!

Favorite genre: Anything with a runtime.
Greatest fear: “This title is not available in your region.”
Current status: Watching the credits. Always watching the credits...