MISSION ONE [May 21nd]: Juneberry - 78 MP
MISSION TWO [May 22rd]: Paffuto Ice Sculpture - 10 MP
MISSION THREE [May 23rd]: Purple Heart Lolly - 400 MP
MISSION FOUR [May 25th]: Candy Lime - 11,995 MP
MISSION FIVE [May 29th]: Mint Chocolate Walee - 250 MP
MISSION SIX [May 30th]: Equuleus - 5,754 MP and Chicken Thigh - 100 MP
MISSION SEVEN [May 31st]: Monoceros - 2,005 MP and Doyle Ice Sculpture - 20MP
MISSION EIGHT [June 2nd]: Canis Minor - 1,999 MP and Eye Pie - 22 MP
MISSION NINE [June 3rd]: Horologium - 7,667 MP and Mint Chocolate Quell - 676 MP
MISSION TEN [June 4th]: Jar of Banana - 14,300 MP and Horologium - 7,994 MP
MISSION ELEVEN [June 5th]: Chamaleon - 9,698 MP and Hercules - 209,999 MP
MISSION TWELVE [June 9th]: Delphinus - 13,799 MP and Puppis - 198 MP
MISSION THIRTEEN [June 11th]: Monoceros - 3,500 MP and Libra - 2,947 MP
MISSION FOURTEEN [June 12th]: Horologium - 2,458 MP and Sigtta - 34,000 MP
MISSION FIFTEEN [June 14th]: Erid - 6,844 MP and Chamaleon - 797 MP.
MISSION SIXTEEN [June 15th]: Skeleton Potato - 274 MP and Mint Chocolate Feliz - 3,572 MP and Giant Lime - 3,150 MP.

Never go to bed angry... stay up and plot your revenge.
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When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say you want oranges.
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If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why try?
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I believe in free will - I have no choice.
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If I throw a stick will you go away?
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If a tree falls in a forest on a mime and no one is around, does he scream?
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I'm just a chocolate bar... sweet but half nuts!
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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Do not follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
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Being stupid isn't a bad thing, you're just overdoing it.
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If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of... OMG!
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People who live in glass houses should dress in the basement.
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You have the Midas touch - everything you touch turns to a muffler.
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What was the greatest thing BEFORE sliced bread?
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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
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What's another word for thesaurus?
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A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
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What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
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They told me I was gullible. And I believed them.
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A beggar asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, First let me see the sandwich.
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Experience is the one thing you have left when everything else is gone.
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I had amnesia once. Or twice.
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I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.
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Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
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What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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How can there be self-help groups?
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?