Ohmygod Maddie is my best friend Lmao!???

If I was any smaller would I fit under the boomfaloo tree? If you were any uglier would you sink when you swim? If we both had any more hair on our chins do you think bees would make nests in them? If I cried like a baby every night would santa hold me tightly? If my shoes never fit would the tooth fairy increase her number of gobblas? If you were spanish would you really be gwantamenies? If I was a belly dancer would peanuts rise to the heavens once again? If I sang jupiter would cowboys mount their horses? If you could swallow noises would you eat the cake in front of him? If time was your neighbor would sugar be your number one priority? If elves carried me around would my elbows sag? If I could eat your house could i keep the pans? If my pants were too tight would you lick my feet? If I jumped to africa would whales swell in their cheeks? If you danced like Tarzan would Jane be lucky enough to find the gorillas in your hamick? If gregory A. Wallis came to your house would you die laughing? If you liked men would you still accept cash? If rice took over would you swallow the lump in your throat? If kangaroos kicked you hard would you save superman? If I was actually a mongoose would you strangle thy trumpet? If you were in a dungeon would you slay the killer icicles? If I was on a bike would you defeat the pancakes of which I burry under my skinn ? If I was heavier would I pick up the penny in the crack? If I smoked buttersly wings would you make a rainbow for my kitty cat? If I danced naked would trees presume conversation? If cats never licked would rotation still flicker on and off? If computers gurgled handstands would circuses get money? If I never loved would fishing poles find a way to spring off towards the rocky shade otheir own ammount of amo? If I can't define what it is too scratch would you make sure to tell her I was not the one who ate the stuff? If you saddled my hippo could I catch your camo tent on fire? If you ate the blueberries who took care of the squids? If I was a dinosaur would you take the sacs back to the barn? If germany came a knocking would she still be comin around the mountain?

Think about it.
I know I sure do.
Every day.
Just think....
What if?
Thanks for your time,
Peace love and Jesus.
<3


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goodness, isn't that the darndest thing? hahahahah, ???
Wowwww you really are like my best friend. (:
ily girl:]