A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of it. The genie said,"I will grant you three wishes."
The man's first wish was to get out of the pit **POOF**
He was instantly transported out. He then wished for all the gold in the world. **POOF**
The genie gave him all the gold nuggets in the world, all the gold bars, all the gold pebbles, etc.
The man could not think of a third wish, so he went for a ride in his Ferrari. He turned on the radio, and after a few minutes, his favorite song came on.
He decided to sing along...
"Oh how I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner..."
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