too much fun.....Aele has been sent to gaby16....
0 HoroscopeWorst pick-up line ever;
Did you just fart? Because you blew me away! 0 Curesedit:
Did you know Justin Bieber still gets milk from his mom?
I would love Aele.
0 TwieLiteBlonde: Do you know what idk means?
Brunette: I don't know.
Blonde: OMG NO ONE KNOWS!
Wanna hear a dirty joke
A boy fell in the mud
Wanna hear a clean joke?
They boy took a bath with bubbles, bubbles was the girl next door
I REALLY HOPE YOUR NOT BLONDE
So a blonde, brunnette, and a red head had all been sent to heaven but when god told them not to step on the green clouds because someone ugly will have to be you partner for the rest of eternity the brunette was dumb so she stepped on a green cloud and a very ugly pimiply faced nerd appeared and she said oh man i got an ugly one! They red head was dumber so she stepped in a cloud and said Oh man i got a ugly one!! And the blonde was he dumbest of them all so she stepped on one and a extremely hot guy appeared and the guy said oh man i got an ugly one!!
Practice makes perfect but nobody can be perfect so why practice?
59 RyanOk, so the bones of the arm are having a conversation. Says the Ulna to the Radius: "Say, isn't that fellow up there a funny guy?" "Why do you say that?," Says the Radius. "Because he's HUMERUS!"
Aha, a little arm humor there.
;P
0 Candycane562A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of it. The genie said,"I will grant you three wishes."
The man's first wish was to get out of the pit **POOF**
He was instantly transported out. He then wished for all the gold in the world. **POOF**
The genie gave him all the gold nuggets in the world, all the gold bars, all the gold pebbles, etc.
The man could not think of a third wish, so he went for a ride in his Ferrari. He turned on the radio, and after a few minutes, his favorite song came on.
He decided to sing along...
"Oh how I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner..."
:]
16 BittenJoke =]
why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead!! lol
or
how does lady gaga like her meat? raw raw =P
0 numanumaWhere does the one legged waitress work?
At Ihop!
Incase you didn't know of Ihop, it's a name of a famous restaurant
0 LaFleurPart I:
Okay, my joke is a little sexist. 😆
Nothing against guys but...
Anyway, here goes:
A plane crash landed on an island. There were three survivors, all male. They found a lamp so they rubbed it and *surprise, surprise* out pops a genie. He said "I will grant each of you one wish." The first boy said "I wish I was 10 times smarter." So the genie granted him his wish and he went off and...
0 apricotsMy friend: omg, i loooovee your i ❤️ ny t-shirt. where'd you get it from?
me: paris. duh.
My friend: oh really? awesome!
this really happened.
i would love to have Aele :3 /pokes two other chibs
thanks for the opportunity. 0 LaFleurPart II:
sailed off the island. The next boy approached the genie and said "I wish I was 100 times smarter." The genie granted his wish and he went off and built a plane to fly away from the island. The next boy approached the genie and said "I wish I was 1,000 times smarter." The genie then turned him into a girl and he walked across the bridge to land.
Haha that was all I could come up with. -K
0 SewmiSorry, this is a little long.
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a
highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old
lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he grate-
fully munches up.
After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again
and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats
this gesture about eight times.
At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do
not eat the peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that
it is not possible because of their old teeth, they are not
able to chew them. "Why do you buy them then?" he asks
puzzled.
Whereupon the old lady answers, 'We just love the chocolate
around them.
0 IcezstarWhy did the Chicken Cross The Road?
Who said he had to cross it 😆
Sorry I used my own mind not searching on the internet.
6 Yosephine2Whats a shark's favorite game?
'Swallow' the Leader!
15 LydzstarThats what she said
0 nnaaancyDon't Kanye me or 'll Chris Brown you and Tiger Woods your mother!
66 BritIn a classified ad:
"Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it."
lol
0 xXChaolanXxWhy Did the Chicken Cross The Road?
To Get To The Other Side.
0 BrokensRoses Are Red,
Violette Are Blue,
Everytime I flush the Toilet,
I Remember you.
Roses Are Red,
Violette Are Blue,
If God Made me Beautiful
What happen to you.
That All,
Broke.
15 AristoSo I heard this off my uncle and my mom talking lol.
Here's the joke:
So, he lost his son (my cousin) when my cousin was still young.
So he kept searching.
Finally, he saw my cousin at the groung floor... holding a security guard.
So my cousin and uncle met. Thank God. x]
And then my uncle asked how he (the security guard) found my cousin.
So the guard said:
He was yelling aloud "Help me! My dad is lost"
x]
0 LOVumsI love you
^
Hope something eats you
