The Genie Lamp^^
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There was once this old man who went to antic shop, he was viewing things when he saw this lamp, he bought it and took it home.
When he got home he removed the dust and suddenly! the lamp started to shake and a genie came out!
The Genie said " for release-ing me, you get 3 wishes , what do you wish for?"
The old man answeared " i was a great car, then suddenly he has keys in his hand so he says " i said i wanted a car, not a key"
Genie answears " look out the window, whats ur secound wish?"
The old man looks out the window and sees the greatest car he has seen, " i wish for lots lots of money " then a huge bad appears, the old man opens it and there is lots lots of money there,for last wish old man says " now that i only have one wish left, and i'm really old i wish to be between womans feets" then he turns into a pad.
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There was one a married couple on the beach, the woman was really really fat, so her husband turned the other way and started play with the sand and he found a lamp and tells his wife he goes for walk, then he takes the sand of it and genie appears and gives him one wish, then he takes out a map and says " I want all children in Afrika to get enought food and water " the genie says he can't make that big of wish , he tells him to pick another " you see my wife over there? i want you to make her thin, thin legs, beautiful hair, pretty face "
The genie answear " maybe we should get back to the map then".
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The Mountain run
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There is thailand ,American & icelandic running up a mountain and they have to throw something out of the bag since the bags are to heavy,
thailandic one says " I'm throwing out rice since i got lots of it in my home country",
american says " I'm throwing out dollars since i got lots of it in my home country"
icelandic says " I'm throwing the thailandic since i got lots of them a home"
I'm sorry they are many, you can read one, but these one are one of my favs^^