one day, three men rushed their wives into the emergency room for labor.
after a while, the doctor came out and said, "mr. smith, mr. smith, are you here?"
"yes doctor, i'm right here," he said anxiously.
"great news," explained the doctor, "twins!"
"wow, that's great, because I work for the doublemint company."
about five minuter later, the doctor came out and yelled, "mr. jones, mr. jones, are you here?"
"i'm right here, doctor," he said.
"mr. jones, great news, triplets!"
"spectacular!" he said. "because i work for 3M!"
a while later, the doctor came out again and said, "mr. ford, mr. ford, are you here?"
"right here doctor," he said.
"Wonderful news! it's-"
"wait a minute!" the man said. "i'm not sticking around for this! i work at 7-11!"
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one day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. he turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp, but the genie was angry that the man had kicked his lamp.
reluctantly, the genie said, "even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. however, because of what you did, i will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most, your boss."
so the man agreed and made his first wish. "i want lots of money", he said. Instantly 22 million dollars appear in the man's bank account and 44 million appeared in the account of his boss.
for his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars. instantly a lamborghini, ferrari and a porsche appeared, but at the same time outside his boss's house appeared two of each.
finally the genie said, "this is your last wish, you should choose carefully", and so the man replied... "i've always wanted to donate a kidney..."
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sorry, i couldn't decide between the two.
14 years, 6 months & 4 days ago
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