Why did youWhy did you burn my house down, travel the world, kiss my mum until she died, cut me open and take out my heart to use as a hat, make my sofa turn into a shark, eat my banana I had for lunch, press the sign out button on my computer, make me lose this, offer on a tanning salon ticket with 1 million MP, make me buy the ugliest care ever for 9 billion pounds and have a pillow fight on my bed, hump Winnie the Pooh, pull the key on my laptop, put a piano on my head, kidnap my pet bird, steal my poster of Michal Jackson, destory Youtube, colour Marapets in black, drill a bomb in my kichen worktop, wake up my cousin, make me drunk and rule the world? 'cause I can.