0MidnightDiamondWhy did you randomly eat my vampire rabbit cousin in a spontaneous spaz attack that caused you to run down the street naked whilst doing the macarena?'cause I can.
0MeredipWhy did you stare emptily at my face then have a sudden outburst of laughter causing me hurt and pain and to hide my face in a bag forever?
'cause i can.
0tlfanWhy did you go to the shop and buy the purple spacemonkey that was black in front of my girlfriend while eating a large piece of molded pineapple? 'cause I can.
68gaahhWhy did you marry a wheelie bin, hug three-hundred and twenty -three point six-seven aliens, destroy the Eiffel tower, eat some radioactive turnips, climb mt. Everest backwards- blindfolded, take over the world and send us all into slavery whilst juggling, then change your name to Zaphod Beeblebrox, and kill me? 'cause I can.
0KagamineWhy did you eat harry potter, throw an apple at barack obama, marry a llama, ignite with the united nations when your not a country, peel an orange in the middle of an ocean, call yourself a sailor, eat some pie, have fun with angelina jolie, sing a song with miley cyrus, make this blog and read this all? ' CAUSE I CAN!