Why did you eat loads of McDonalds, then Burger King, then Pizza Hut, then Fatsos, then every fast food place in town and explode everywhere because you got so fat and then all the tramps came and ate you all up because they had no food and then they died too because there was too much grease from all the fast food and it caused heart failures and turned their blood green and it all came out their mouth and it was all bubbly like washing up liquid and then the whole town died from washing up liquid disease and now the whole world is infected and only Marada is safe from the green plaque you created you stupid fat grease monster and now you're all green and bubbly too like washing up liquid foam? 'cause I can.