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  • raypays 0 raypaysWhy did you steal your mum's car? cause i can.
  • Ciara14 0 Ciara14Why Did You Give Me A Texas Wedgie That Hurt Bad?'Cause I Can
  • nasuscarlson 0 nasuscarlsonWhy did you lick the ice cube tray in the freezer,get you tongue totally stuck,have to have them call 911 and have the paramedics unstick your tongue take you to the emergency for ripping the top of your tongue off all for a bet?,because I can!!!!
  • ThePerfectCrime 0 ThePerfectCrimeWhy did you eat loads of McDonalds, then Burger King, then Pizza Hut, then Fatsos, then every fast food place in town and explode everywhere because you got so fat and then all the tramps came and ate you all up because they had no food and then they died too because there was too much grease from all the fast food and it caused heart failures and turned their blood green and it all came out their mouth and it was all bubbly like washing up liquid and then the whole town died from washing up liquid disease and now the whole world is infected and only Marada is safe from the green plaque you created you stupid fat grease monster and now you're all green and bubbly too like washing up liquid foam? 'cause I can.
  • karen2clarice 0 karen2clariceWhy did you sing ' Poker Face' on top of a tree that smelled like peanuts, that were green and purple, the color of BArney. While he was eating doughnuts? 'cause I can.
  • whywhywow 0 whywhywowWhy did you dress as a Gray Squirrel with purple sunglasses and obsess over Lydia on your profile and then try to win a giveaway? 'cause I can.
  • monkeygymnast1996 0 monkeygymnast1996Why did you eat my purple,flying,pancake lovin',henry-named,green-tailed,Star shaped unicorn? 'cause I can.
  • Hime 75 HimeWhy did you question the chicken's motives for crossing the street. 'cause I can
  • dollpeople 15 dollpeopleWhy did you stay up all night watching barbie movies while making playdough dinosoars while eating their heads off and drinking mountain dew sitting on the sofa in you garage destroying cartons of milk and making the dinosoars take baths in the milk then go up to your moms room and jumped on her bed screaming "why do butterfiles eat onions?" and your mom told you why then you asked more questions. why, just why? 'cause I can.
  • ouchie 53 ouchieWhy did you say the square root of pi was a goat eating a quadrilateral even though thats impossible? 'cause I can.
  • potatopies 0 potatopiesWhy did you not take your time to be creative and awesomely spontaneous when you've got ages? 'cause i can.
  • yoshisworld 0 yoshisworldWhy did you jump out of the window onto a giant floating Subway Sandwich and start eating it? 'cause I can.
  • Nichelle 41 NichelleWhy did you jump out of that car, roll off the cliff and laugh about it? 'cause I can.
  • Chazam 0 Chazamwhy did you eat my jellly baby pancake with sprinkles on top? cause i can.
  • KappaYoshi 2 KappaYoshiWhy did you put ketchup on my blueberry pancakes and feed it to my imaginary squirrel who tapdances on elephants? 'cause I can.
  • 0 charmedfan5Why did you keep trying? Cause I can.
  • LaFleur 0 LaFleurWhy did you fly on the rainbow unicorn named herman to the mall to shop at wet seal with her and then go eat at the food court then fly to colorado to go skiing with her only to watch her fall down so many times you were laughing so hard your sides hurt and then ski back down the mountain to board a plane to hawaii to go surfing with herman and then get on another plane to canada to go skiing again only to watch herman fall over and over again and then fly on herman to china to go see the dragons only to be disappointed because there are no purple rainbow polka dotted dragons and then fly home to your computer to apply for an awesome black chibs on marapets? 'cause I can.
  • AmberOwl 16 AmberOwlWhy did you join the naval cadets then maroon Cerise on a desert island with nothing but chilis to eat and chili juice to drink?'cause I can. (And so I can go rescue her and take her home )
  • GiveItBack 0 GiveItBackWhy did you put chocolate milk on a tuna sandwich and then put it in a fish tank to see if the tuna fish can still swim when you know very well that your tunafish sandwich cannot swim because you already drowned it in chocolate milk? 'cause I can
  • DarkraiGirl 0 DarkraiGirlWhy did you keep going even though its hard? 'cause I can.
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