Why did you eat apple pie while watching Barbie and the Nut cracker while eating your toenails, eating paper, shooting spit balls at your neighbors, hanging on a rotating fan, dropping a penny off of the Empire State building, getting a tattoo on your eye, squirting hand sanitizer at people while saying put your hands up, while covering your face with tape, while pretending you are mutating into a pregnant fly whose child will be an elephant while chiseling your teeth too look like a cat while hanging onto a airplane while it is going 600 mph while making a so called "cake" for a person you hate while dying you hair pink blue green and purple, while trying to climb an invisible tree and swimming in shark infested waters which is really just a bathtub with a bunch of shark toys. 'cause I can.
15 years, 3 months & 17 days ago
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