0CarrotmadzWhy did you move to a completely circular house, then run about for hours in a circle the use you're circular phone to call up your boyfriend and offer him a corner? 'cause I can.
0DawnLily123Why did you make a robot army of Mr. Potato Heads and take over the world, regurgitate Hermione Granger, swim in radioactive, rainbow jelly, and throw cookies with slime icing onto my grandpa? 'cause I can.
2cheekylibsWhy did you throw an army of apples at my head then make my brain spontaneously conbust because the maggots were nibbling at my nerve endings and pooping in my eye sockets, eat my cheesey socks, melt snowballs on my computor keyboard and then on top of all that ride a Llama round my house!?!? huh huh! Why you do it?? 'cause I can.
Bwak thats gotta be a winner ^.^
Oooh chibby chib chibs... come to mee.
Uh oh I'm dribbling.
God I'm bored
<--- DONT GIVE ME THAT FACE!
You know full well what I'm talking about mr chibby!
ERRGGHHH I-'-M T-A-K-I-N-G M-Y T-I-M-E B-E-C-A-U-S-E I-'-V-E G-O-T A-A-A-A-A-G-G-G-E-E-E-E-S-S-S-S.
0candyfloss0987654321Why did youWhy did you burn my house down, travel the world, kiss my mum until she died, cut me open and take out my heart to use as a hat, make my sofa turn into a shark, eat my banana I had for lunch, press the sign out button on my computer, make me lose this, offer on a tanning salon ticket with 1 million MP, make me buy the ugliest care ever for 9 billion pounds and have a pillow fight on my bed, hump Winnie the Pooh, pull the key on my laptop, put a piano on my head, kidnap my pet bird, steal my poster of Michal Jackson, destory Youtube, colour Marapets in black, drill a bomb in my kichen worktop, wake up my cousin, make me drunk and rule the world? 'cause I can.
0sexylozygalWhy did you pretend that the bathroom door was locked and you couldnt get out and only walked out when the firengine arrived ?'cause I can.
0Emilee2583Why did you kiss my elephant then feed it to my neighbors pet golden retriever puppy, but this one baffles me, why did you then hit the dog over the head with my mother then fly away with them to Las Vegas to buy a pair of shoes made of an ant hill that had recently been stomped over by a cute little black chibby ? cause I can.
6ShellieWhy did you go to Mc Donalds, tell everyone the purple Unicorns are going to take over the world, steal a kids happy meal, trash a movie theatre with pop corn & skittles, make ninjas wear pink cotton candy ballet outfits with a sprinkles headband and ask the leprechaun to order pizza when doing the can-can on a rainbow?
cause....... I CAN!
75Summerywhy did you choose to give away your chibs, people like you should be rewarded as your helping others to get there dream pet, youve most probably worked hard on getting your pet well done i dont want to get boring by writing aload of stuff that doesnt need to be written as most people must of written the basics by now so ill just write a little story 'cause i can.
On a cold winters night Cerise was huddled in the corner of an old alley coverd up with what can only appear to be a newspaper, until she noticed a family of 13 other pets & their owner MissLadykay, they headed towards a cafe to enjoy a meal Cerise guessed, so she followed the group as she was very hungry - watched them walk in & settle down at a table with fancy menus & central heating, All cerise wanted was to be loved, to have a warm roof over her head, to be one of those..
Cerise pressed her cold little nose up against the window of the cafe & stared blankly as the family longing to be with them.
Hours ticked by & Cerise became more hungry & more cold.
as she saw the family get up she darted towards a nearby bush to hide so they wouldnt see her - MissLadyKay & all of her well fed family walk passed laughing & joking to one another when all of a sudden Cerise sneezed that caught the attention of Deltashift who stop & looked around for awhile wondering what the noise was or where it was coming from, Deltashift was confused so started to run, catching up with the others.
Cerise at this stage was holding her nose & rubbing her stomach climbed out of the bush & followed the family until they where all most home, Cerise sneezed again but this time she caught the attention of all the family, MissLadyKay turned around & saw Cerise shivering, she walked up to the poor chibs & gave her her hand to hold & said 'my dear - you look like you need alot of care, would you like to come & stay with us'
Cerise nodded & smiled. to this day Cerise is never hungry & has the most loving family she could ever dream of.. the end
i thought i may try & its not everyday someone gives away a chibs so kind - im sure you will pick a loving family for her to go to..
Good luck everyone
15AristoWhy did you play with toilet paper all evening, ate some chocolate chip cookies(which you did not share) while watching sesame street, go to the grocery and told the people the sausages are expired, stole the nuts of the squirrels and helped a lady cross the street for 10 hours instead of mailing me to apply for the gorgeous black cat,Cerise? 'cause I can.