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katiecute60
  1. hilarious
    15th Dec 2008 10:34
    15 years, 11 months & 9 days ago
hilarious
15 years, 11 months & 9 days ago
15th Dec 2008 10:34

hilarious

How many 0's go into 1?
answer=GROSS JOKE, FIGURE IT OUT URSELF!

Are you from Idahoe?
answer=I'm from udahoe!?!?!

Your mama so stanky, she has has to sneak up on the bath water.

Your mama is so stupid she put paper on the TV and called it paper view.

Your mama so fat she has more chins than a hong kong phone book.

Your mama so ugly she made jesus cry!!?!?!!?

your mama so fat her nickname is "lardo"

your mama so fat when she stepped on the scale she broke it.

yo mama is so nasty when i called her to say hello she ended up given me a ear infection

yo mama is so ugly, when she looked out the window and she got arrested for mooning.

yo mama is so ugly they filmed 'gorilas in the mist' in her shower.

yo mama is so old she sat next to jesus in 3rd grade

yo mama is so ugly, when the kool aid man busted through the wall he said "oh no!"

yo mama is so dirty she makes mud look clean!

your mama is so harry that bigfoot took her picture.

your mama hair is soooo nappy that she has to take tynlenol to comb her hair!!!!!!!

for this joke put in the person you hate most in ______

HOW MANY ________ DOES IT TAKE TO RUIN THE WORLD?
0-1
lol

yo mamas so fat she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!

115 years, 9 months & 15 days ago 8th Feb 2009 15:21
 
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
115 years, 9 months & 29 days ago 25th Jan 2009 12:12
 
right back at ya
115 years, 10 months & 8 days ago 15th Jan 2009 14:39
 
lol thats hilarious
115 years, 10 months & 12 days ago 11th Jan 2009 12:21
 
lol! That is well... very creative.
Yo mama is so fat she ha to do her laundry out in the driveway.- could'nt think of a funny one!
115 years, 10 months & 16 days ago 7th Jan 2009 16:06
 
Yo mama so fat she was fat idk lol
115 years, 10 months & 16 days ago 7th Jan 2009 06:38
 
lol
115 years, 10 months & 17 days ago 6th Jan 2009 13:54
 
Yo mama so fat that when she jumped out of a window she went up.
115 years, 10 months & 18 days ago 5th Jan 2009 17:39
 
Oh I have heard that too many times! This dude Garret has awesome yo mama jokes!
115 years, 10 months & 19 days ago 4th Jan 2009 15:42
 
  1. hilarious
    15th Dec 2008 10:34
    15 years, 11 months & 9 days ago