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  1. hilarious
    15th Dec 2008 10:34
    15 years, 11 months & 9 days ago
hilarious
15 years, 11 months & 9 days ago
15th Dec 2008 10:34

hilarious

How many 0's go into 1?
answer=GROSS JOKE, FIGURE IT OUT URSELF!

Are you from Idahoe?
answer=I'm from udahoe!?!?!

Your mama so stanky, she has has to sneak up on the bath water.

Your mama is so stupid she put paper on the TV and called it paper view.

Your mama so fat she has more chins than a hong kong phone book.

Your mama so ugly she made jesus cry!!?!?!!?

your mama so fat her nickname is "lardo"

your mama so fat when she stepped on the scale she broke it.

yo mama is so nasty when i called her to say hello she ended up given me a ear infection

yo mama is so ugly, when she looked out the window and she got arrested for mooning.

yo mama is so ugly they filmed 'gorilas in the mist' in her shower.

yo mama is so old she sat next to jesus in 3rd grade

yo mama is so ugly, when the kool aid man busted through the wall he said "oh no!"

yo mama is so dirty she makes mud look clean!

your mama is so harry that bigfoot took her picture.

your mama hair is soooo nappy that she has to take tynlenol to comb her hair!!!!!!!

for this joke put in the person you hate most in ______

HOW MANY ________ DOES IT TAKE TO RUIN THE WORLD?
0-1
lol

lol
115 years, 10 months & 20 days ago 3rd Jan 2009 08:59
 
omg
lol
115 years, 10 months & 21 days ago 3rd Jan 2009 08:15
 
ok i got one,your mamas so fat everyone screamed COOL-AID!
115 years, 10 months & 21 days ago 3rd Jan 2009 08:12
 
Sammy and Jake, u guys are funny.
Have any more jokes, cuz i got this s/hit off yahoo!
lol
115 years, 10 months & 21 days ago 3rd Jan 2009 07:56
 
btw its yo mama
115 years, 10 months & 21 days ago 3rd Jan 2009 07:55
 
Hey do you like the commedian: Dane Cook!
he is sooo funny!
115 years, 10 months & 21 days ago 3rd Jan 2009 07:55
 
lol
thats funny
115 years, 10 months & 21 days ago 3rd Jan 2009 07:54
 
Your mamas so stupid when she went to jail her 1st phonecall she called burgerking!
115 years, 10 months & 21 days ago 2nd Jan 2009 18:57
 
your momma's so fat she went to wal-mart tripped on k-mart and landed on target
115 years, 10 months & 21 days ago 2nd Jan 2009 09:46
 
  1. hilarious
    15th Dec 2008 10:34
    15 years, 11 months & 9 days ago