OUR CREATIONS. . I MEAN CHILDREN

DB and I breed children locked in cellars. We decided we loved our hobbies so much, and we ended up with so many children, that we started a freak show. And many other occupations. We love our children so much. These are our children's names and descriptions. WE are expecting more children in the NEAR future. They just keep coming.

-Ying and Yang are our siamese conjoined twins
-Keeble is the midget, mistaken as a leprechaun. He has a little orange mustache. He drinks too much. Keeble matures very fast, yet he is only 5.
-Igniaus/Iggy is a homo black dude with great fashion. He has an afro and he wears way too much glitter. Iggy is NOT into Stallys. Iggy has a crush on Borris. He is officially favored by db.
-Boris is a STRONG Russian Giant that is also a cannibal. He is extremely illiterate.
-Bertha is a big fat girl.
-Stallys is a homo boy with a lisp. Stallys is so into iggy. (Iggy and Stallys are twins) Stallys pronounces his name "sthhh-a-wee-th" Stallys is my favorite child.
-Kanada is a French Wolf Child. When she was born, we dropped her in the middle of the Swedish Alps and she was raised by wolves. Later we hunted her down and captured her.
-Daisy is our hardcore asian midget. she has a SECRET LIFE, which we do not talk about. She makes us the majority of our money, due to her "secret life".
-Alligatoridae is our kid/alligator, and depending on what you feed him, he pees out different flavored energy drinks; WHICH WE SELL.
-Zenia is our alien child that we had when i impregnated db when we were probed by aliens.


NOTE: THEY ARE ALL SIBLINGS.