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  1. OUR CREATIONS. . I MEAN CHILDREN
    14th Sep 2008 14:07
    16 years, 2 months & 9 days ago
  2. Blog #138163
    6th Aug 2008 19:31
    16 years, 3 months & 17 days ago
OUR CREATIONS. . I MEAN CHILDREN
16 years, 2 months & 9 days ago
14th Sep 2008 14:07

DB and I breed children locked in cellars. We decided we loved our hobbies so much, and we ended up with so many children, that we started a freak show. And many other occupations. We love our children so much. These are our children's names and descriptions. WE are expecting more children in the NEAR future. They just keep coming.

-Ying and Yang are our siamese conjoined twins
-Keeble is the midget, mistaken as a leprechaun. He has a little orange mustache. He drinks too much. Keeble matures very fast, yet he is only 5.
-Igniaus/Iggy is a homo black dude with great fashion. He has an afro and he wears way too much glitter. Iggy is NOT into Stallys. Iggy has a crush on Borris. He is officially favored by db.
-Boris is a STRONG Russian Giant that is also a cannibal. He is extremely illiterate.
-Bertha is a big fat girl.
-Stallys is a homo boy with a lisp. Stallys is so into iggy. (Iggy and Stallys are twins) Stallys pronounces his name "sthhh-a-wee-th" Stallys is my favorite child.
-Kanada is a French Wolf Child. When she was born, we dropped her in the middle of the Swedish Alps and she was raised by wolves. Later we hunted her down and captured her.
-Daisy is our hardcore asian midget. she has a SECRET LIFE, which we do not talk about. She makes us the majority of our money, due to her "secret life".
-Alligatoridae is our kid/alligator, and depending on what you feed him, he pees out different flavored energy drinks; WHICH WE SELL.
-Zenia is our alien child that we had when i impregnated db when we were probed by aliens.


NOTE: THEY ARE ALL SIBLINGS.

dusterbuster
116 years, 2 months & 9 days ago 14th Sep 2008 14:20
 
  1. OUR CREATIONS. . I MEAN CHILDREN
    14th Sep 2008 14:07
    16 years, 2 months & 9 days ago
  2. Blog #138163
    6th Aug 2008 19:31
    16 years, 3 months & 17 days ago