Welcome, stranger. Hey, tell you what. If I can guess your username correctly, you have to buy something from my shop. Deal? Alright then. Is your username... ? Wait. It is? Wow! I might just be the first text box ever to correctly guess your username!
I guess I do returns if you accidentally buy something or just don't want it anymore, even though nobody has needed it yet. You could be the first person to ask for a return..