MaraPets - Giggle

Hiyah, I'm Giggle. I'm not very active on this site but umm...
do you want to hear some cat jokes xD?

1. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
- Sandy claws!

2. What do cats wear at night?
- Paw-jamas

3. Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
- It was keeping an eye on the mouse~

4. What does a cat say when somebody steps on its tail?
- "Me-OW!"

5. What do you call a cat on ice?
- One cool cat

6. What is a cat's favorite TV show?
- The evening mews

7. What did the alien say to the cat?
- "Take me to your litter."

8. What is a cat's favorite color?
- Purrrple!

9. What do you call a pile of kittens?
- A meowntain

10. What did the cat say when it got arrested for 'littering'?
- You cat to be kitten me! :3