I love Quotes, please if you have any let me know

1. The wise man knows he is weakest when he thinks himself strong
2. You???re a sheep with legs
3. An arms as good as a leg to a mutant weasel
4. I didn???t mean to cook your dog
5. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
6. I???m British I know how to queue
7. Merry Unbirthday
8. Quoth the Raven Nevermore
9. Ding Dong!
10. Indeed!
11. I am your father
12. I apologies I don't speak pineapple
13. If only
14. It was beauty that killed the beast
15. Either you like the sound of a barking dog or you buy a cat
16. Victoria sponge
17. No not the gum drop buttons
18. Don???t mention the war
19. Listen very carefully I shall say this only once
20. Where???s the rum
21. He???s all front with no back how can he have a side
22. I don???t know about you but I could murder a curry
23. You can look in to my soul but you don't own it
24. You Cannot kill me as I am a shadow and the shadows never die
25. Excuse me but there???s someone at the microwave
26. Jibber Jabber
27. You three are a pair if there ever was one
28. Get Over Here!
29. It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye
30. I am not a merry man
31. Don???t make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I???m angry
32. And for the record measuring tapes never lie.
33. Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.
34. He???s a few pegs short of a washing line
35. Its last call somewhere in the world.
36. My cat???s breath smells like cat food.
37. Your not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
38. Acting is just lying with conviction.
39. Blink for Ant
40. Torso of steel shilling a feel.
41. Satan???s bus is always on time
42. Never be an innocent bystander
43. You stupid boy
44. A diamond that wants to stay coal
45. Excuse me, have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car
46. Don???t be a Jigglypuff
47. Something witty
48. I???m not bitter just resentful
49. If I were your mother I would be a woman
50. I???m free
51. Skinny guy in jeans runs into water, I was taking photos.
52. What? What? What? Greyhounds?
53. You know as long as I can remember I???ve had memories
54. Well, I???ve got a banana and in a pinch you could put up some shelves.
55. Will you