"Love Story" Spoof

This is probably the funniest Twilight thing i have come across on Marapets! It was written by downthetubes

"Love Story" Spoof

We were in class, when I first saw you
I turn away, cause you caught me starin'
Your eyes like glass. Hope you aren't lookin at my a.ss...
See your hair, your pale white skin, see your volvo and the rest of your kin,
They all seem mad. The blonde girl looks kinda bad.
But you're Edward Cullen, you're a sexy vampire
And my daddy said "Honey, stay away from those freaks!"
And I was cryin on my bedside, begging you please come home...
And I said.
Edward, take me somewhere we can be alone.
I'll be waitin by my telephone.
You'll be my prince, can I be your princess?
It's an odd story, but Eddie just say YES!

So I sneak out my window to see you
I try to keep quiet, cause I'm dead if dad knew
So I close my eyes.
Edward's standin by my side.
Oh, oh.
But you were Edward Cullen, I was a lame human
And my daddy said "Honey, where the hell did you go?!"
But I will never tell where I went, I'm begging you, let's just go!
And I said,
Edward, take me somewhere we can be alone
I am waiting all there's let to do is run
You'll be my prince, can I be your princess?
It's an odd story, but Eddie just say yes.

Edward, save me! My dad is out to look for me!
Take me to your house, where I won't be seen.
I don't mind your family, they seem nice!
It's an odd story, but Eddie just say yes!

Oh, ohh...
Oh, ohhhhhhh.

I am tired of waiting, waiting for Rosalie to quit starin.
My dad's faith in me, is fading.
As he continues to look all over town.

And I said, Edward save me, I'm soon gonna die.
I just know that my dad will find out I'm here.
Is this just a joke, what is this thing?
He then knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said
Marry me Alex, you'll never ever have to die. I love you and you'll be all mine. Forget your dad, you'll be my vamp girl. Sure it's an odd story, but baby just say yes!

Ohhh oh oh.
Ohhh oh oh oh.

Cause we were in class, when I first saw you...

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