~Sometimes, you can have all the riches in the world and never be happy. ~No one cares means no one stares. ~An island of hope lost in a sea of sameness. ~Being misunderstood can ruin a perfect relationship among friends, even when you did nothing but try to help. ~Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime. ~A rolling stone gathers no moss. ~Don't judge a book by its cover. ~Jumping to conclusions will result in you becoming the villian. ~If you can't beat 'em, join 'em! ~Frowning uses 47 muscles. Smiling uses only 16. ~The grass really isn't greener on the other side. ~Be nice to your pals. Some of them may become the president/king/queen! ~Travel the road less traveled. ~Try new foods. ~If someone starts insulting you/gets mad at you, whack them with a pillow and hide behind the couch.
Hey.You.Yeah you! Duh! LOOK INTO MY EYES. YOU'RE GETTING SLEEE-PYYY. VE-RY SLEEEEPYYY. WHEN I SAY "Shriveled-up monkeyhead," I WANT YOU TO SEND ME A....... A MARAPOP. YOU WILL COME OUT OF THIS TRANCE WHEN I SAY "Zombie roadkill." ZOMBIE ROADKILL! Okay. Now.....SHRIVELED UP MONKEYHEAD!!!
You.
Yeah you! Duh! 
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