Ok so it starts now and ends in 20mins. (01:36)

Rules:
1) you must post your username
2) you can post it 3 times any more and your disqualified any less and your disqualified. You must use 3 different posts for thisNAND it can be one after the other.
3) don't post anything else here

I am using a random number generated to decide, so no moaning.
And go!