1. Speak in improper English like isnt, and when the teacher corrects, nod like you understand and continue to speak improperly.
2. Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor.
3. When it is very quiet, raise your hand and insist it is too loud.
4. If the person next to you is quiet, turn and inform them that they are distracting you.
5. When the teacher calls on you to answer the question, answer `Two!'
6. Randomly raise your hand and say, the answer is three!
7. Give your teacher a note that uses improper English and misspelled words. Have the note insisting that you are `the most bentest' in the class and demand to be moved up.
12. If your teacher walks around the room during the test, cover your test and glare at them suspiciously.
13. If your teacher walks around the room during a test, raise your hand and tell the teacher that they are cheating off you.
14. When the teacher calls on you to answer a question, talk in a creepy voice and say `I'll never tell' and a few questions later raise your hand and ask why you haven't been allowed to answer a question yet.

20. Raise your hand and ask if you can be excused to skip class.
22. Hold your head and groan, then tell your teacher that your multiple personalities are fighting.
23. Walk into class and look around confused. Ask where you are, then say Oh, this is school! I thought this was McDonalds!
24. Read a book, and when class starts, raise your hand and say that they are interrupting your reading
26. Bring handcuffs into class and wear a plastic fake police badge. Tell your teacher that he/she is under arrest.
28. Meow to answer a question
29. Raise your hand and introduce everyone to your imaginary friend Bob. Then loudly whisper to Bob saying that you hate this class.
30. Chew gum in class. If teacher says `I hope you brought enough for everybody' take out packs of gum and start passing out gum.
33. Shove your heaviest book off your desk. Repeat. Glare at someone else every time the teacher looks.
34. Cry out randomly that everyone is against you.
35. Tell your teacher there is a disturbance the Force
37. Tell your teacher you don't need to do your homework because you're skipping school tomorrow.
39. in anything but foreign language class (if you have one), speak in a foreign language.
41. Randomly laugh hysterically