THINGS TO DO WHEN BORED IN CLASS

1. Speak in improper English like isnt, and when the teacher corrects, nod like you understand and continue to speak improperly.
2. Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor.
3. When it is very quiet, raise your hand and insist it is too loud.
4. If the person next to you is quiet, turn and inform them that they are distracting you.
5. When the teacher calls on you to answer the question, answer `Two!'
6. Randomly raise your hand and say, the answer is three!
7. Give your teacher a note that uses improper English and misspelled words. Have the note insisting that you are `the most bentest' in the class and demand to be moved up.
12. If your teacher walks around the room during the test, cover your test and glare at them suspiciously.
13. If your teacher walks around the room during a test, raise your hand and tell the teacher that they are cheating off you.
14. When the teacher calls on you to answer a question, talk in a creepy voice and say `I'll never tell' and a few questions later raise your hand and ask why you haven't been allowed to answer a question yet.

20. Raise your hand and ask if you can be excused to skip class.
22. Hold your head and groan, then tell your teacher that your multiple personalities are fighting.
23. Walk into class and look around confused. Ask where you are, then say Oh, this is school! I thought this was McDonalds!
24. Read a book, and when class starts, raise your hand and say that they are interrupting your reading
26. Bring handcuffs into class and wear a plastic fake police badge. Tell your teacher that he/she is under arrest.
28. Meow to answer a question
29. Raise your hand and introduce everyone to your imaginary friend Bob. Then loudly whisper to Bob saying that you hate this class.
30. Chew gum in class. If teacher says `I hope you brought enough for everybody' take out packs of gum and start passing out gum.
33. Shove your heaviest book off your desk. Repeat. Glare at someone else every time the teacher looks.
34. Cry out randomly that everyone is against you.
35. Tell your teacher there is a disturbance the Force
37. Tell your teacher you don't need to do your homework because you're skipping school tomorrow.
39. in anything but foreign language class (if you have one), speak in a foreign language.
41. Randomly laugh hysterically
44. Write `objects in mirror are dumber than they appear' on a small mirror. Ask people if they need to borrow your mirror.
46. Wear tissues on your head
48. Pass around a petition against petitions
50. If someone speaks over the intercom, curl up in fetal position under your desk and say `It's the voices again.'
51. Hum `If your happy and you know it' loudly then randomly start to cry
52. Try to get your class to sing We don't need no education
53. Randomly get up and run a lap around the room, then sit down and act as if nothing had happened.
55. Pretend to slap a fly
56. Lead your class in a sing-a-long.
59. Invent an imaginary hamster. Ask everyone if they would like to hold him.
62. Raise your hand and wave it around like you know the answer. Then ask the teacher why they called on you.
65. Laugh hysterically and proclaim `you shall all perish! Perish I say!' Act like nothing had happened.
66. Try to hold a swordfight with rulers.
67. Ask to go to the bathroom. Get up, run into the wall and fall down. Lay there until someone runs over to help you up, then walk out the door to go to the bathroom.
68. Purposely drop your pen. Ask someone to pick it up, and when they do defensively say `That's mine!'
69. Read with your textbook upside-down.
73. Get up to sharpen your pencil or find a tissue, then stand up there and look around. Then cry out `I'm lost!'
80. Knit. .
83. Talk about your dream job as a janitor.
85. Act like you're in the army, saluting to teachers and calling them ma'am and sir. March everywhere.
86. Poke someone.
87. Twice.
90. If a teacher isn't already in the classroom, when they enter, inform them that they are late and should report to the principal.
98. Speak with an accent, love.
99. Do the chicken dance.
100. If any of these get you in trouble, grumble loudly about how you hate Sharpies.