Self to note.
13 years, 5 months & 3 days ago
1st Jun 2011 00:45 [0:41]Sarah: i swear im part cat
[0:41]Jooji: Hmmm
[0:41]Sarah: meow
[0:41]Sarah: see? part cat
[0:43]Jooji: WHOAAAAAAAAARRRRUUUUUUHHHHH GRAAGRUHHGARGLEGARGLEKUSSHHHHAAAA-PUHHHHHHHHH. I'm part basket-shark-jumping-out-of-water-and-accidentally-swallowing-a-bird-then-crashing-into-a-glass-building.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted
13 years, 8 months & 16 days ago
16th Feb 2011 08:38 I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?
That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2
I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
If I was an enzyme, I???d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
Baby I'll treat you like my homework ??? I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long