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  1. joke of the day!
    10th May 2010 00:26
    14 years, 5 months & 25 days ago
  2. Lie detector~~!
    9th May 2010 23:54
    14 years, 5 months & 25 days ago
  3. emergency phone numbers!!!
    7th May 2010 23:26
    14 years, 5 months & 27 days ago
  4. interesting facts!
    7th May 2010 23:15
    14 years, 5 months & 27 days ago
  5. tht's mother!
    6th May 2010 02:37
    14 years, 5 months & 28 days ago
  6. best friend
    6th May 2010 00:21
    14 years, 5 months & 29 days ago
  7. aim high!!!!
    5th May 2010 02:35
    14 years, 5 months & 29 days ago
  8. secret of success
    19th Mar 2010 22:29
    14 years, 7 months & 15 days ago
joke of the day!
14 years, 5 months & 25 days ago
10th May 2010 00:26

~I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

~~~~Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

~~~A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl!
New way of writting answers in exams.
If you don???t know the answer,
then put lines like this :
||||||||||
and write below :
???Scratch here for ANSWERS???!

~~~~LOL!wub.gif

Lie detector~~!
14 years, 5 months & 25 days ago
9th May 2010 23:54

Kyle's Dad brought home a robot one day.
The robot had the ability to detect lies and would

slap the person who lied.






Kyle returned late from school. Dad asked,

''Son, why are you late from school'?


Dad, we had extra classes today, Robot slapped

Kyle on his face.

Dad shouted, "Come on tell me the truth,

why are you late??



Dad, I went to see the movie 'Ten Commandments,

Robot slapped Kyle on his face.


Sorry dad, I went to see the movie "Red Hot Queen"...

"Shame on you son, when I was your age...
I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved"

Immediately, Dad gets a slap on the face from

the robot.


Kyle's mom comes walking out of the kitchen and

says to her husband, "After all, he's your son!"
The robot slaps the mom.

LOL~
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emergency phone numbers!!!
14 years, 5 months & 27 days ago
7th May 2010 23:26

when-
u r sad phone..............................john 14
u have sinned phone........................psalm 51
u r facing danger phone ....................psalm 91
ppl have failed you phone...................psalm 27
it feels tht GOD is far from you phone.......psalm 139
u r faith needs stimulation phone.............hebrews 11
u r alone and scared,phone.....................psalm 23
u r worried,phone..............................matthew 8:19-34
u r5 hurt and critical,phone.....................1 corinthians 13
u wonder abt christianity,phone................2 corinthians 5:15-18
u r leaving home 4 a trip,phone......psalm 121
u r praying 4 yourself,phone..........psalm 87
be courageous enough to call ths no.which are in bible!
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interesting facts!
14 years, 5 months & 27 days ago
7th May 2010 23:15

do you know:
~starfish have no brain!
~it's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open!
~guinea pigs donnot have tails!
~marie curie is a scientist who discovered radioactive elements radium and polonium.she was the first person to win 2 noble prizes!
~skin is the largest organ in the human body!
~humming brds can fly backwards!
~there are more thn 100kinds of arthrites!
~brass is an alloy of copper and zinc!
tht's it!wub.gifwub.gif

tht's mother!
14 years, 5 months & 28 days ago
6th May 2010 02:37

In a rainy day, a boy went out without taking umbrella nor a raincoat.whn he returned :
his father:wht a foolish boy you are?
his sister:fool,you might have took an umbrella~!
his brother:unless you get fever you're not going to learn a lesson!
while his mother ,taking a towel drying the water from his head said:STUPID RAIN!
yes guys THT'S MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO LUV YOUR MOTHER AS MUCH AS YOU CAN!!!!!!!wub.gifwub.gifwub.gifwub.gifwub.gifwub.gifwub.gif

  1. joke of the day!
    10th May 2010 00:26
    14 years, 5 months & 25 days ago
  2. Lie detector~~!
    9th May 2010 23:54
    14 years, 5 months & 25 days ago
  3. emergency phone numbers!!!
    7th May 2010 23:26
    14 years, 5 months & 27 days ago
  4. interesting facts!
    7th May 2010 23:15
    14 years, 5 months & 27 days ago
  5. tht's mother!
    6th May 2010 02:37
    14 years, 5 months & 28 days ago
  6. best friend
    6th May 2010 00:21
    14 years, 5 months & 29 days ago
  7. aim high!!!!
    5th May 2010 02:35
    14 years, 5 months & 29 days ago
  8. secret of success
    19th Mar 2010 22:29
    14 years, 7 months & 15 days ago