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janeth2468
  1. female comebacks ^.^
    5th Jul 2010 18:40
    16 years & 22 days ago
  2. Pinkdottedbow <3
    4th Apr 2010 18:12
    16 years, 3 months & 22 days ago
janeth2468
janeth2468 4 Comments
female comebacks ^.^
16 years & 22 days ago
5th Jul 2010 18:40

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

janeth2468
janeth2468 22 Comments
Pinkdottedbow <3
16 years, 3 months & 22 days ago
4th Apr 2010 18:12

Update!!!
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OK soo Pinkdottedbow!! Ily..with way more reason now lol x)

On JULY 21, 2010 Pinkdottedbow sent me Rabiella the lightfairy lati <3 wub.gif

Now isnt she generous?! YES!!! Oh my gosh. I not only lovee you for this amazing gift but for your great personality. I have never can always count on you (I hope x) You are amazing to chat with. We always spend a time chatting on here..and well c'mon its greatt!!! but..there is something..you never like me sending you gifts blush.gifhmm....youll see x). Well I really love you..as much as a virtual friend can anyway. And I will always ALWAYSS!!! Be there for you and only you! Will others too..but ask me for any potion or cossie or help and you got it!! Well if I can afford it lol but I usually can. ^.^ Ily and dont forget! Your one of the greatest friends here on mara!


~Luff Janeth <3

  1. female comebacks ^.^
    5th Jul 2010 18:40
    16 years & 22 days ago
  2. Pinkdottedbow <3
    4th Apr 2010 18:12
    16 years, 3 months & 22 days ago



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