PLEASE if you feel the same way, FEEL FREE to put this in your profile!!
Hello, my name is none of your business. I am suffering from seven
rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, fear of being
mauled by squirrels, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion chain
letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send
them on, then that poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a potato
growing out of her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have
it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling
freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and
everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh,
looky here if I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll meet the
girl (or guy) of my dreams tomorrow. What a bunch of junk. So
basically, this
message is directed to all the people out there who have nothing
better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the
evil letter
leprechauns will come into my house and write "I'm a moron" on my
forehead in permanent marker in my sleep for not continuing the chain
which was started by a knight of the round table and was brought to
this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower, and if it makes it
to the year 2007 it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for
longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. If you're going to
forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've
seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor,
wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from
some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. It's getting old.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own
unpopularity.
THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
Chain Letter Type #1
(scroll down)
Make a wish
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No, really, go on and make one
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Oh please, they'll never go out with you
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