Greatest friend every. You always know how to make me happy even in my most grim of hours. Jana was are and always will be the greatest friend ever. Listen you mess with Jana and i find out ill will find you and you will be punished for it.
Pick your birthday month and day, then pick a random letter!
Janurary-I killed a piece of hair Feburary-I kissed Old Navy March-I shaved a 16 year old April-I love that persom May-I am friends with myself June-I see a straw July-I love TreeHugers August-I see a trampoline September-I miss that nice person above me October-I am freaked out November-I am going to get killed December-I miss school
1-because a monkey ate me 2-because I'm stuck up with Twilight 3-because my stomach hurts 4-because I had a toilet to drink 5-because my toe nail fell off 6-because I love softball 7-because I love gel 8-because I am a suck-up 9-because I trust the stars 10-because I'm failing 11-because I hate reading 12-because Marapets is awesome 13-because I farted 14-because I love awards 15-because I saw you next door 15-because I'm a blonde 16-because I can't believe it 17-because I set on a copy machine and copied my booty 18-because I love my honey bear 19-because I'm sad 20-because I annoy my parents 21-because I am hurting 22-because I'm a surga momma 23-because I need to hire someone 24-because somebody still wipes my booty 25-because I love Lady GaGa 26-because I get told to chop chop 27-because I eat bugers 28-because I dropped out of school 29-because I can't spell 30-because my mom loves me 31-because I stole money
A-since I'm a Nothing at all C-since I got scared E-since I peed in my pants G-since I licked an old lady's foot I-since my sister gave me a spanken K-because somebody broke up with me M-because I am mental O-because I brought food to myself Q-because I'm tired S-because a seagull fell on me U-because I feed fish W-because my parents don't trust me Y-because I lost my car
