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bunnyhop09
So Sad......

boy- i missed u at school today, why weren't you there?
girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor.
boy- oh realy? why?
girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all.
boy- oh
girl- so what did we do in math today?
boy- u didnt miss anything thing that great.......just lots of notes
girl- ok good
boy- yeah
girl- hey i have a question......
boy- ok, ask away
girl-........how much do you love me?
boy- u kno i love u more than anything
girl- yeah.....
boy- why did u ask?
girl-................>silence<..........
boy- is something wrong?
girl- no nothing at all
boy- good.
girl- ..............how much do u care about me?
boy- i would give you the world in a heartbeat if i could.
girl- you would?
boy- yeah.........of course i would >sounding worried< is there something wrong??
girl- no, everythings fine......
boy- are you sure?
girl- yeah.
boy- ok.......i hope so.
girl- ..............would you die for me?
boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun
girl- realy?
boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong???
girl- no im fine, your fine, we're fine, everyones fine.
boy- ............ok
girl......................well i have to go i'll see you tomorrow at school.
boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.
girl- yeah, i love you too, bye.
THAT NIGHT:
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girl- hello?
boy- hey
girl- oh, hi.
boy- why weren't you at school today?
girl- uh.......i had another doctor appointment.
boy- are u sick?
girl- ..................um i have to go, my mom's calling on my other line.
boy- i'll wait.
girl- it may take a while, i'll call u later.
boy-........alright, i love u hun.
>very long pause<
girl- (with tear in her eye) look, i think we should break up.
boy- what???
girl- its the best thing for us right now.
boy- why????
girl- i love u.
>click<
THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
boy- hey dude
friend- hey
boy- what's up
friend- nothin, hey have you talked to your ex lately?
boy- no
friend- so u didnt hear?
boy- hear what?
friend- um idk if i should be the one to tell u......
boy- dude, tell me
friend- uh....call this number....433-555-3468
boy- ok.........
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bunnyhop090
bunnyhop0918 Aug 20090comments
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
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bunnyhop090
bunnyhop0916 Aug 20090comments