how to annoy ur parents
15 years, 4 months & 9 days ago
17th Jul 2009 01:32 If you have anything to add please mail it to me, don't post it as a comment.
1.follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT clip ur toenails"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night.
25. When they say a word from a song you know...burst into that song.
26. Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other random things.
27. Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to ur parents!
28. Pass out bananas
29. Ask how much is 1 hersheys kiss
30. Skip down the aisles singing "i've been working on the railroad......"
31. Hand out missing person fliers of yourself
32. Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing you say.
33. Camp out in the frozen food section.
34.Ask someone where the cereal is when you're standing right next to it.
35. Give random old people your number
36. Go around asking people if their mother knows what they're doing.
37. Go up to someone and tell them their face is funny and run away.
38. When you're at Wal-Mart put a dora doll in the middle of the isle then when someone picks it up scream swiper no swiping!
39. Act like you are talking on your cellphone and yell "You were supposed to set off the bomb after I left!".
40. When you see a little boy with glasses say "You're a wizard harry.".
41. When you're at Wal-Mart take a cart and start ramming it into the wall and when someone asks you what you are doing scream "I'M GOING TO HOGWARTS!!"
42. Follow people around singing the Jaws theme song.
43. Grin insanely at random people.
44. Dress up in camo with a friend, put black make-up under your eyes and put some leaves on you then roll around on the ground and act like you are on a top secret mission.
45. Hide in a circular rack in the clothes section at Wal-Mart and when someone comes by pop out and scream.
46. Go in to the toy aisle at Wal-Mart, open a light saber and run around poking people shouting, "Luke I am your father!" .
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