Stuti cabooooooty <3

hi i love you so much. you are literally like my best friend in the whole world. i can trust you with more things than i can trust 99.69% of the rest of the world. i've practically told you my life story. i remember when you told me to tell you about myself and i went on for like a half an hour. l m a o. and then you told me a secret about yourself BEFORE YOU TOLD RYAN WATTTT. it wasn't a good secret & 'someone' should die for it but uknow. i like that i can trust you with absolutely anything. and you don't judge me. which is not something i'm used to, but i must say, i do love it : )
you always make me feel better when i'm sad. always. you let me vent all the time, which is freaking amazing. you are lit one of the most amazing people i know. you're so sweet to everyone, which isn't exactly the easiest things sometimes, considering the lack of sense most of the world has. you're sososo pretty and funny and fun to talk to. : )))
when i get the chance, it is def on my bucket list to meet you. we could have so much fun omg. we could go shopping and do weird things in public and i would majorly embarrass you by being a facking weirdo. and we could buy you 6 inch heels so you could be taller than me. xoxo
i wonder if all da boys look at you and are like AYY SHAWTYYYY ; ) bc you're short and hot.
(SORRY RYAN DON'T READ THAT OK)
when you make topics w my name in the title i'm always like OMGGOFPFLCLOEXPKDMGGGGGGGGG and then i usually click on the wrong topic and i'm like FORK NO GO BACK. and then my app closes and i'm like a psychotic mess for a minute trying to get back to it. ~__~ oh da things i go through for you!!!!
you help me feel better about myself. you help me do things that will be better for me. you give me the confidence to do things that i would never do on my own. you helped me work on my self-esteem and try to not think i'm not the most suckish person in the world. and you helped me realize that i do deserve better than some people were treating me. and i have no idea how i could possibly thank you for that.??
talking to you always makes me happy. you get on and i'm like YESSSSSSSSSSS "hi" c;??
we need to name our babies. we have a multicultural family. let's see, there's an Irish kid, a british kid, an australian kid, a black kid, an indian kid ofc, a white kid i think, an asian kid, and a food baby. ~YOU GET TO TAKE THE NIGHT SHIFT BC I DON'T FUNCTION WELL WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF DA NIGHT~ i call dibs on the day shift, just fyi.......................
lmao i love how you call me 'samantha.' like, nobody else ik really calls me that but ryan sometimes. l o l i think it's cute. i have loads of nicknames for u. sluuuti, fruiti, beauti, stuti cabooti, stuti garbage shooti LOL xoxoxo
you were my first valentine ever : ) DID YOU KNOW THAT. you agreed to be my valentine this year bc nobody else would. even tho you didn't get on, you were still here in spirit!!!!!! in my heart ok!! ehehehehe <3
i can't wait to start paying for my own phone. so i can call you all the time omg. i'd call you at all hours of the day. be prepared. : ) we will have meaningful phone and text conversations about life and other stuff. ;P
i like playing balloono w you. YOURE GETTING SO MUCH BETTER. remember that one kid that me, you and ryan were playing w. he was in like 6th grade and was cussing and we were all like WHAT DOES YOUR MOM LET YOU CUSS? and i showed u a picture of my future husband, alex manzano (da lead singer of boyce avenue), and the kid clicked it and came back and was like 'i liked the link ):' LOL??
i like that you liked boyce avenue too when i showed them to you. omg that's like sifkedisodkc twins ok. and since i'm indian now, we really are twins!!!
mein aapse pyaar karti hoon
omg so i was just thinking about how we were being so mean that one time when we were talking about sending all that really personal stuff about that person. ~devious~??
aaaaaand the first time i ever actually called someone ugly was to you. 'if I was a man, i'd rather date a dog' about you know whooooo. ;p
i love ~gossiping~ with you about people are marapets.com. l o l like when we find someone to be annoying or whatever.??
i wish you would realize how amazing you are. you're perfect. you're so funny, insanely pretty, sososososo sweet, fun to talk to, etc. i like how we can talk about anything without it being all awk and stuff.??
omg remember when i asked you if indians celebrate thanksgiving. and then i took a minute to think about it and was like "OH MY GOD WHY DID I ASK THAT I'M SO STUPID." AND THEN YOU HAD TO GO AND POST IT ON FACEBOOK AND MAKE ME FEEL 69x AS DUMB. people were prob like 'really....... really...............' ok i'm not da brightest fish in da sea w/e!!!??
i was just complaining to you about how awful i felt about something i just did tonight and ofc you made me feel like less of a terrible person. even tho i should feel terrible!! and really sIutty l m a o. having someone as amazing as you as my best friend makes me feel a little better about myself bc if i was /that/ bad, then i couldn't have gotten a perffff best friend like you xoxoxoxo
sometimes i look at ur msn picture and i'm like OMG SHE'S SO CUTE AND TINY I JUST WANT TO HUG HER OMMMMG. sorry i can't help it!! i love you <3
i wonder how long this would appear to be in a blog. HMMMMMMM. i'ma make it into a blog, look really fast, and then if it's not long enough for my ~standards~ (lol standards what are those), then i'm gonna delete it and keep writing. BUT IF IT IS LONG ENOUGH, THEN I WILL BE DONE WRITING. AND THIS WILL BE THE END.
i love you stuti cabooty <3
thank you for being so damn perfect. : )
ps. SORRY IF I MISSPELLED ANYTHINGGG

Aashtray.

Edited: Thursday, February 25, 2010. (:



You Oh my goodness. Where to start? I love Aashna <3333 This girl is so friggen amazing. If you don???t know this girly, you should be extremely jealous, man. I???m so glad I met her in a silly convo on msn. Again, I oughtta thank mike for that. x] this is the girl that I can call my best friend. :]

this is gonna take a long ass time to write. Cuz I have soooo much to put in here. : D anything I put in here won???t do you justice, tho. Cuz there???s not enough time in the world to describe to people how friggen amazing you are. ;p

SHE???S MY INDIAN HOE.
BACK OFF !
she???s hindu
..like me. :]

read the following, and you???ll be drooling cuz yer so jealous. I know it. like, omg I would. Speaking of drooling, she???s a mighty fine lady <3 aash is absolutely gorgeous. She denies it a lot, but don???t take her word for it, cuz she???s incredibly stunning. ;p I mean, rly, just look at a picture of her. And you???ll be all BAM. Instant drool. (: she???s got a pretty big rack, man. Shhh. she???s a hoe. o: this one time, she showed me a picture, and her bra was hanging out of her shirt. I looked at it, and was all ???WOAHHH. Yer bra is hot!??? cuz it was. js.

Oh yes. enough talking about her bra. Back to making you drool. Well.. I???m sure that did make you drool. Anyway.
-she???s a total g, man
-da god of boobs liked her, he helped her out, if ya catch my drift.
-you can vent to her for hours, and all she does is help and make you feel so much better <3
-she never judges, no matter what the case is
-she tries to see the good in all people
-you can talk to her for hours, and the conversation never gets boring
-she learned to rea, just for me! : D
-she???s rly sweet and innocent. her idea of ???dirty??? is ???I kissed him, OH MY THAT WAS DIRTY???
-AASH IS MY LOVER :]

???LET???S MUTINY???
???LET???S KILL THEM ALL!???

me and aash have our life planned out. Very nice plan, too. :]
Aash says:
hi
Sammy;; says:
hi
xD
Aash says:
i'm aashna
and um
i love you
Sammy;; says:
hi
i'm sammy
and um
i'm under your bed
and omg
btw
i love you, too
lets get married
and have babiez
and grow old together
kay?
sounds like a plan
then we can get cremated
Aash says:
k
can i name the babies?
please?
Sammy;; says:
and have our ashes be put in the same jar
yes
Aash says:
and they have to be girls
Sammy;; says:
you can name 4 of the 7 we'll have
Aash says:
7 of the 13 we have
sounds better
Sammy;; says:
okay
Aash says:
and 12 will be girls
one boy
Sammy;; says:
awh ]:
alright.
Aash says:
btw you cant be under my bed
its wood
Sammy;; says:
sure i can.
Aash says:
inside the wood?!
Sammy;; says:
yea.
it's crazy in here
there's so much you've been missing out on.
Aash says:
mites
and dust
thanks <3
but no thanks.
you can stay in there forever
come out in the nights
for "fun"
Sammy;; says:
ohyes.
see? we have already planned our life together.
:]

kay, so we have officially named our babies. One boy and twelve girls. Gage, Jennifer, Ashley, Nicole, Megan, Melissa, Alicia, Alaina, Katie, Jessica, Alexis, Tina, and Isabella. If you weren???t jealous before, I know you are, now. Cuz our family???s got bangable names. Right? Right.

WOOOH. I just had sooo much sugar :3
-double chocolate chip frappuccino from starbucks
-orange slices
-pie
mmmm. I???m not complaining : D
kso, enough about me.
more about you.

oh lord, aggy.
our conversations on msn with good old Doris, you and I are very fun. :]
the little old ladies. :3 Aggy[you], Dorothy[me], Doris[jessie], and Ethel[tina].
my alzheimers may start acting up, so you must help me out!
Clay says we fail at talking like old people, but I think he???s just jealous. ;p
http://i46.tinypic.com/25hdfed.jpg <33333
tina, with her safety helmet,
jessie, with her waist bag,
you, with your pink apron like thing wrapped around your waist,
and me, looking like an old lady on crack.
precious :???]

???STOP INSULTING US!???
???THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!???


she claims cows are holy to Indians. And that they???re not allowed to kill them. GOL. WHERE DO THEY GET THEIR HAMBURGERS FROM?! I mean, I hate the fact of people killing animals, but I love meat.. Cows are cute and all, but hamburgers taste nice.. well, um. anyway, AASH DOESN???T EAT COWS. Good for her! I just don???t have that kinda strength not to eat them. nomnomnom. HAMBURGERS ARE GOOD, AASHYYY <3 [I think she secretly eats hamburgers all day long when her parents are gone]

watching you on your webcam is quite entertaining :3 I caught a snapshot of your ass. IT???S MINE, NOW, HOE <3 I got like, 12 screenies :3
???EYE??? ???LOVE??????YOU??? : D YOU EVEN BLEW ME A KISS. You may not have seen it, but I caught it :] ohh, man. You sat there and ate your chocolate in front of me. I was so jealous ]: and you knew it, so you just kept on going and going like the hoe you are! D: and thennnn, you went on and played with MYY string, acting like it was yers. Dx I didn???t catch those screenies of you acting like an elephant for me, BUT I DID TAKE A SCREENIE OF YER ANGRY FACE ! :3 jake saw you dancing and all this other stuff. You got so mad at me ;p HE THINKS YER PRETTY :] cuz you areee! You made yer angry face at me when I told you jake was standing there. IT WAS PRICELESS. You practiced a lot on that. well done, m???dear. ;p

aash is an old lady. :] she always gets excited for ugly betty to come on. JUST LIKE MY GRANDMA. ;D yeno? Old ladyyy. ;p aashy, would you like to be my grandma, now? SAY YES SAY YES SAY YES. pls&ty. Oh wait. No. you can???t be my grandma and my lover at the same time. Well, I guess you can. But that???s like.. incest, right? D: oh well. We???ll be incestuous. xD I think I used that word correctly. ;p YES, I DID. Even if I didn???t, we???re just gonna say I did. Kay? kay.

gawsh. Thank you so so so so much for editing my picture. And thank you for letting me edit the picture of you that you secretly edited that nobody knows about even tho you told people. Yeno? ;D confusing? I think not. =p but the picture you edited for me just had to go on my profile, even though I???m ugly. JUST BECAUSE YOU EDITED IT FOR ME. you made it look sxc, even though I???m not. ;D

I DID NOT KISS A COW. GOD.

you need to stop making fun of my snakebites. ]: it???s not very nice. Just cuz it???s not how ???indians are trained??? doesn???t give you the permission to make fun of me ! I???m not even Indian, god dammit. OHWAIT, YES I AM. according to some people. ;D I???m an official hindu. i forgot. Srry bby cakes ;-; well. Then I???m a baddd Indian. Sorry. Do you still love me?! D: I hope we can get through this. TOGETHERRR. ;p omg. If you hated me for forgetting I???m a hindu, I???d.. I???d.. I???D JUST HAVE TO DIE! Yeno? Crazy shxt right thurr. SUICIDAL HINDU ON THE LOOSE. SOMEONE CALL DA COPS. ;D

HELLO CUPID. ;D bahaha, yer always tryna help someone out with their relationship. xD ???ask her out! omg, he loves you! he???ll definitely say yes??? <33 ???he totally loves you??? BUT YET, YOU HURT YOURSELF IN THE WORK OF YER CUPIDNESS. D: not good. Kay? ;-; YOU ALWAYS NEED TO BE HAPPY, GOT IT? AMAZING PEOPLE DESERVE TO BE HAPPY. AND YOU. YOU ARE AMAZING. =p got it? no? yes you do. You liar. Let???s try this again. got it? yes? good. :]

HEY TED. ???love? I don???t want love. I just want sex!??? ???is that hot boob chick calling me???? lololol. xD You could like, definitely pass as a dude if you wanted to. xD A PRETTY GOOD ONE, TOO. No matter what Conor says, you do it well. So so so very well. It surprises me how much you can actually sound like a guy. xD AASHNA, ARE YOU A MAN? O: that???d be bad. considering I???ve told you about my bras. And lots of other things that a guy just shouldn???t know about :l but it???s kay. I know yer a lady. ???a lady,??? that makes you sound old. I KNOW YER A FEMALE* that???s better xD

homecoming? Never. I don???t understand why you want me to go to that shxt. /: YOU KNOW I HATE DRESSES. AND DANCING. D; and the wedding? Hahh. I don???t see myself doing that. srry ]: I know you want me to. But like, jeeeeez. The three things I have to do are three things I dislike very much. D: walking little kids down the aisle? I despise her evil children. Dresses? Dresses are an absolute no no. weddings? Can you say BORING? D: I doubt I???ll do it :3

yer my blonde Indian friend, that???sjust so happens to have black hair. But you act like a complete blonde! Yeno? xD I love you, you tardd. <333093478093864t904836 [<--WITH A T. THAT???S A LOTTA LOVE, BBY CAKES. ;D]

???I HAVE THE HICCUPS!???
???*HITCHKI???
???ah, yes???
???oh, you indian~??? ;D
from now on, I will try to tell you that I have the hitchki. Kay? =p

ilyfm <3 x]

that shelf full of dirty books, man. I???ve seen it. I know what???s there. DON???T DENY IT.
???aash, when you pick up one of those pxrn books, and all of your dirty pictures fall out, you???re gonna be pretty embarrassed!???
???I don???t look at pxrn, I just read it???
???righttt. I see that whole shelf of dirty books???
???they???re not all dirty!???
???suuuuure they???re not ;p???

have I ever told you you???re amazing? cuz you are. :] I love you much much muchhh more than Conor could ever love you! he needs to get it out of his head that he could never even love a person as much as I love you. ;D

I???m not even going to lie to you. I HATE IT THAT YOU???RE LEAVING ME. Dx bby, I???m gonna miss you so fxcking much. /: a whole month without you? ;-; that???s rlyy gonna fxcking suck. You have to email me whether your mom likes it or not, kay? ]: I promise I???ll start emailing you again! I???ve just been slacking because we talk so much on msn, I felt it was easier to tell you about stuff in a chat, than waiting til later to email you and forgetting about everything I wanted to tell you about. Cuz then you make me feel better when I need you and not one or two days later, yeno? ;-; /selfishness. I don???t care what she says, you have to, or I???ll cry. Kay? My Aashy???s leaving meee ;-;; I love you, bby! D: and I promise you, I won???t forget about you. nor will I find anyone better to talk to or whatever you???re worried about cuz there is nobody better. :]
I???m talking to you right now, and trying to make sure you don???t know I???m writing this. cuz it???s gonna be a surprise. (: cuz I know much you want this, and how long you???ve been waiting. When you told me you won???t be on tomorrow, I flipped out. I was like ???NOOOO. I WAS GONNA HAVE THAT DONE FOR HER BEFORE SHE LEAVES. ;-;;;;??? soo, here I am, writing this for you, right now. ;p
I???m a procrastinator. ;-; and a ratard. tard for short. <3

I love youuuu. SOSOSOSO much more than you love me. (:
and you know that???s true!

omg, you just told me I???m a fattie. Just because I???m eating yogurt. EATING YOGURT DOES NOT MAKE A PERSON FAT. ;-; even if I do eat way more yogurt than the average human being. Okay, kaybe I am a fattie. I eat more junk food than anyone I know. Even though I???m only 110 pounds. yes, 110. Not 105 anymore. ;-; I???ve gained 5 pounds since we???ve met! In four months, I have gained 5 pounds. lollll. GOD, I AM FAT! Thank you so much for telling me the truth, bby! And I think you should eat breakfast. It???s good for you. you???re not fxcking fat, ftr. -.- eating breakfast isn???t going to make you gain 50 pounds. just eat something healthy. xD

kso, omg, you rich hoe. ;-; A MAID, SRSLY? and you say you???re not rich. Pft. I don???t know anyone that has a maid. You???re rich and you know it.
???guess where I???m sitting????
???on the floor? O:???
???yesss???
???RICH PEOPLE DON???T SIT ON THE FLOOR, AASH???
lololol.

I love how you go around telling everyone about my dream that I had, when I just so happened to wake up with no pants on. ;-; like, aashy, that is some personal shxt, there! I think it???s funny, tho. xD like ???Sammy, remember that dream you had when you woke up with no pants???? yes, bby, I remember. not something I???d forget, ftr. x]] IT???S NOT EVERYDAY YOU WAKE UP FROM A DREAM WITH YOUR PANTS OFF. xD well, for some people, it might be every day. o.o ya never knowww. You???ve had your share of ???dirty??? dreams. Which really aren???t dirty, but you consider them to be. xD

you sit there and eat your ???sawph??? right in front of me. like, that looks like it???d be kind of tasty. Why are you flaunting it in front of me when you know I can???t, nor will I ever be able to have it? D: THAT???S HARSH, AASHNA. And you eat all your fancy Indian foods on cam right in front of me, like, wowwww. ;-; and then you play with /MY/ string! Like, omg that looks like it???d be a fun toy to play with. I???ve come to a conclusion, you just love torturing me, yes? YES. I KNOW IT???S TRUE. STOP LYING TO ME. ;-;

you love Nicole the most of all our babiez. Favoring children isn???t nice. ;-;;

???IS HOTSTUFF HOME????
???no, aash, jake isn???t home, yet???
..5 minutes later
???IS HOTSTUFF HOME, YET????
???no, aash. My brother is not home, yet.???
I love how you think my brother???s so hot. ;p
one day, I???ll try to get him to make an msn just for you! I doubt he will, though. ;-; he???s too lazy. D: I???m sorry! You still have me, though! Even though that isn???t that great, yeno, it???s still something, right? D: yes, that???ll be our answer. ;D

well, I should wrap this up, as I am now at 2632 words.

I love you so fxcking much.
you???re so so so so so amazing, and don???t ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
and you???re absolutely beautiful (:
you know you are. so stop denying it /:
and your jealousy issue needs to stop.
cuz I love you sosososo much, and nobody???s gonna come between us. Got it? (:

btw; you just told me I???m hot. and I???m not. Just letting you know that. kay? ;p

I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU.
more than you love me. :]